Comments | machinefacejane: i don't know anything anymore

machinefacejane

i don't know anything anymore

Jun 21, 2006 18:27

My uncles Jim and Bob, are more like big brothers to me. They were 8 and 12 when I was born, and have been there for me ever since. They’re moving to Florida together, so they can start over in a new place. Maybe they’ll meet girls down there, who knows. I do know that because they’re moving, my entire family will too. When we lived in New York, my ( Read more... )

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megthemayor June 22 2006, 01:16:37 UTC

I feel useless. I don't like being shut out.

If you insist on doing this alone, which I vehemently oppose, be goddamn careful and take care of yourself.

For reference, remember that I know these things like they are the back of my fucking hand.

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machinefacejane June 22 2006, 06:47:44 UTC

god, who is this directed towards?!

megthemayor June 22 2006, 15:04:02 UTC

Crazy bitch

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menagerie726 June 22 2006, 01:19:09 UTC

You know I'm here for you - I just don't want to say what I need to over this damn livejournal. I love you and I'm waiting for your call!

antares07923 June 22 2006, 06:22:01 UTC

yeah for what its worth you always have friends who are happy to have you

pescada_rosada June 24 2006, 04:30:44 UTC

I'm sorry jeana :(
I <3 you tho!
guess what....grrrr
my coworker...grrr she threw away the note!!!!! gah i was so mad. she read it too, cause today she told me what it said, but that she threw it away! big meanie that she is

megthemayor June 27 2006, 03:43:19 UTC

Since I am certain that you are the only one who cares, I must inform you of the current issues with strawberry pancakes.

It is 9:36 pm. I started the grand cartoon at promptly 6 pm. I have 130 left in the population and the wait is .... tedious.

After a two hour nap, I have just returned to the progress of our fervent little cucumber. It would appear that the animation and song are out of sync.

"GIMME YA PANCAKE" happens while he is just peddling about, and ... THE CROSSBARS ARE REEEEAAALLLLYYY LOW" is when the honest pancake owner is shot in the face. I am confused.

I will keep you updated when the count is down to one. Let us hope this malfunction does not deter the magic of whatever is to come.

For the record, I'm making myself a shirt that says, "I watched ALL of strawberry pancakes."

megthemayor June 27 2006, 03:53:13 UTC

A quick update, though it's been like fifteen minutes.

pop=109

It seems the further depletion of the count, the further out of whack the song becomes, now the man gets shot at, "DON'T MAKE ME WAIT FOR IT," or, the beginning of the song. I wonder.

megthemayor June 27 2006, 05:10:45 UTC

Time=11:07pm
Pop=17
Diagnosis= shot in the face at "pankcake, pancake, pancake ... oh YUMMMM!"

You can cut the tension with a fork.

megthemayor June 27 2006, 05:31:57 UTC

At 11:24pm the population of "Town" is zero.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I'm the victor! I have WASTED 5 1/2 hours of my LIFE!

SO, at the end the song straightens itself out, which I must say is a relief. THEN, the victim turns into a green zombie who has lost his pancakes and is approaching our hero to get them back. Alas, he is shot in the face.

hahahahahahahaha.
Oddly satisfying.

It's really

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