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004: (Kamen) Rider. Get it? Because he's riding bugs. [EVENT]

Oct 28, 2011 23:19

ACTION, AROUND TOWN[So, Rider has been taking out the ants his own way. He somehow has managed to tame one of the vile giant insects, probably by holding out the ant equivalent of a carrot on a stick. Which in this case, is a picnic basket. Hey, come on, it's an ant. So, rider is riding around town, on top of a janky B-movie ant, possibly using it ( Read more... )

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moemoetentacles October 29 2011, 03:25:52 UTC

[And coming down the street from the other direction is Squid Girl atop one of the CRAAAAAB PEOPLE, guiding it along by using her tentacles as makeshift reins and bridle to steer it where she wants it to go.]

Heeeeeeeey! Look, I got one too!

macebronia October 29 2011, 18:04:02 UTC

[Rider laughs, extremely pleased at the little Squid. Congrats, you have earned a cowboy-like hat tip.]

You never fail to impress, Little Kraken!

moemoetentacles October 29 2011, 19:48:05 UTC

Hahaha! This is nothing to a mighty invader from the sea!

perfektsymmetry October 29 2011, 04:28:51 UTC

[Crowe has lived in Mayfield for almost 21 months now, and thought he'd seen everything.

Today, he was proved wrong.

His jaw is practically on the ground.]

I... I can't... What?

macebronia October 29 2011, 18:13:47 UTC

[AND A HAT TIP TO YOU GOOD SIR!]

These beasts can actually be quite gentle, with the right motivation!

perfektsymmetry October 30 2011, 04:31:02 UTC

I, um... Yes. Good to know. I-I actually think they're robots. I-I shot one down, earlier. Annoying things, they are.

macebronia November 1 2011, 08:25:05 UTC

Yeah. Thankfully, they do make quite the steed!

The fact they're mechanical... that must mean they're easier to produce. I would love to have one of these for every single friend I go to arms with!

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macebronia October 30 2011, 05:08:26 UTC

And you do as well!

It is pleasing to know I was not the only one with the idea.

I wonder though, if you can handle these things as well as you can fight!

[You are totally being challenged by the manliest man in the world. who is in a maid costume.]

dclassreyvateil October 29 2011, 06:17:50 UTC

[... Wow.

Here was this big burly man, wearing a maid outfit and, besides the hat, they looked incredibly freakin' weird.

Nevermind that they're riding one of these monsters. There are no words to describe Aurica's mind breaking over this, so have some keysmashing instead:

hfaofhwhhfwpawja]wkwpdkwpjWHY

She shouts from the streets below:] Just, what are you doing!?

macebronia October 29 2011, 18:02:47 UTC

[and at this point, Rider decides to be as cowboy-like as possible, and tip the hat. HIS KNOWLEDGE OF WESTERNS HAS TOLD HIM THAT MUCH.]

If I was able to tame and claim a divine bull for my own, I see no reason why I should not try to attempt it with these invaders! They wish to wreck the kingdom of Macedonia(field), then they shall feel the wrath of its king!

fated_blade October 29 2011, 14:11:17 UTC

What are you doing?

macebronia October 29 2011, 18:14:48 UTC

[And saber? You get a grin AND a hat tip.]

Conquering.

fated_blade October 30 2011, 03:17:52 UTC

In a dress?!

macebronia October 30 2011, 04:40:13 UTC

[He still keeps his grin.]

I'm getting into the spirit of this upcoming festival! Defending my kingdom in costume seems to be a perfect way to do just that!

Do you like it the dress? Goldie was the one who made it for me! I never got to go to a maid cafe back in Fuyuki, but it was totally on my to-do list.

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