Drabble: Ornaments Give Festivities

Dec 04, 2006 12:04

Title: Ornaments Give Festivities
Author: mactunes
Rating: R
Word Count:100
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Snap! Broken surprises (Advent Day 4)
Author’s note: Going to try advent type of jokes done by the Twins on Snape and Harry. Let’s see if I get tired of this soon.

“Why is there a broken chair?”

“It’s a rocking chair, but I broke it.”

“These stringy stuffs?”

“Rubber bands, I wanted to fix the chair.”

“Who wet the bed?”

“…”

“Why aren’t you answering my question, Mr. Potter?”

“…”

“Fine! What are those christmas ornaments doing on the floor? Who brought that disgusting tree?”

“I wanted to bring christmas cheer to this room. Things keep breaking. Then when I picked up those ornaments, I got hard.”

“Let me guess, Misters Weasleys gave you those?”

“Yes. I’m sorry.”

“Never mind, I will help you fix these if you appease me well.”

drabbles, hp/ss, advent06

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