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[maartje]

I love dogs. I really do. I like small dogs, medium dogs and big dogs, the size of a plush toy or a calf, I like dogs. I don't like some owners though

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[dyrnwyn]

stereo posting (Y)

[maartje]

Tsk, dat is al opgelost, doe in elk geval alsof je het interessant vindt wat ik vertel! ;)

[dyrnwyn]

dat vond ik ook wel de éérste keer dat ik het las
maar die tweede keer werd het wat langdradig

[maartje]

Gemeen *pruil*

En het staat er toch maar 1 keer? Ligt vast aan jou! :p

[thelastmehina]

Lovely...

You know, I'm fully aware that my dog (beagle mix) is the best dog in the world.... but the rest of the world hasn't realized that yet.

Anyway, I'm glad your rat is ok.

[thaily]

That man doesn't want a dog, he wants a penis extention.
This point is driven home further by the point the dog was untrained and he made little effort to train it when it was misbehaving. I just wish I could smack men like that and go "Bad boy! No dog for you!" and seize it.

Odds are he was also afraid of rats.
A friend of mine who had rats would take them for walks in a baby carriage and visited the nearby garage, asking the mechanics if they were scared of rats. Naturally they all said "no" until she got the rat out and they all went "AAAI"

[maartje]

Actually, I think he spoke about that dog like he would have of his penis:

"It's all big and muscular, but it's very sweet. It intimidates all the other guys, but it won't harm a fly, unless the penises of the other guys pick a fight with it, then it will grab them by the foreskin and kill them. Want to pet it?"
The dog was probably sweet, but the owner was either not paying enough attention or was secretly enjoying how his dog was scaring me.

[jenmarya]

I was all set to defend the big dog owner until I read that he bragged his dog would kill a smaller one. That's just sick. What an ass

[maartje]

I don't think the dog was vicious at all. The fact that the man first didn't even think to reign him in when someone with a small pet carrier is already sitting there (and no matter how wonderful the dog is, they all love the smell of rats), then made that remark about small dogs (which shocked me deeply, I hope I misheard) and all the way through sounded happy that his big animal scared people... I didn't like his attitude.

[jenmarya]

No, his animal was definitely not vicious. Few big dogs are, as you remarked. They have virtually nothing to prove

I Smell Dee-Dee-Dee

[simionlonewolf]

Which is it? His dog wouldn't hurt a fly, or his dog is so viscious? Polar opposites -- you can't have it both ways. Going with thaily's analogy, you cant' enlarge both ends of your penis. Pick one.

Re: I Smell Dee-Dee-Dee

[maartje]

His dog wouldn't harm people but when a small dog would get into a fight with him he'd break their necks. So he's really sweet, but only when it's cool.