[Summary] Can! Jani Episode 10 - The Search for the Mysterious Ingrediant Rock Mushroom
This time HinaKura pair up to take a trip to the Nagano prefecture to find a mysterious ingrediant.
Standard disclaimer; Possible mistranslations
Hina: Hey, Ohkura-kun.
Ohkura: Yes!
Hina: We're in Nagano Prefecture, Kawakamimura!
Ohkura:Yep.
Hina: The scenary is really pretty.
Ohkura:Yahoo!!
Hina: We came at a good time.
Hina: Excuse me,
Lady: Good afternoon.
Hina: Good afternoon. I'm Kanjani8's Murakami-kun.
Ohkura:I'm Ohkura.
Hina: Would you know Satou-san's full name?
Lady: It's Satou Jun-san.
Hina: Satou-san's? Would you know where he's at?
Lady: I believe he lives... in Akiyama...
Hina: Akiyama? Can we walk there?
Lady: You couldn't walk there. It's pretty long distance.
Ohkura:Why is it starting now...
....... Lazy ass :D
So Hina looks for a bus that's gonna take them to Akiyama.
Hina: Are you going to Akiyama?
Driver: Yes, I am.
Hina: Ah! You're going?!
So after waiting 10 minutes for the bus they get on and...
Hina: Akiyama's Satou-san...
Driver: Satou Jun-san's house?
Hina: Yes!
Driver: He lives close to Azusayama, so I could drop you off at that bus stop.
Ryo: Everyone knows him...
Ohkura:Azusayama?
The names of these towns are pretty ... interesting.
So they get on the bus and Hina wants to start a conversation, but Ohkura is...
Hina: Do you know anything about... the rock mushroom?
Ohkura:No.
Hina: I guess it's not what it looks...
Ohkura:It probably grows on a rock, doesn't it?
Hina: Ah, perhaps.
Hina is too excited about the beautiful scenary in this Nagano Prefecture city! Yay!
Hina: Wow, this is pretty! This is really pretty! It really has the same beauty like a Kyoto fall.
But Ohkura is just too tired from doing nothing to really care.
Ohkura:Can you just calm down! It's just sceanary.
They've been driving in the residential district for five minutes, and after calming down, Ohkura is...
Hina: Stop sleeping.
Ohkura:No I wasn't.
Hina: You've been sleeping all this time.
Ohkura:I'm fine. The fall colors are...
Hina: No! There are no fall colors! We've been in the residental district ALL this time.
Sly Ohkura... sllllllllllllllly So, 30 minutes into their trip annnnd
Hina: They say its like a blow fish and trouffle... I don't understand the meaning.
Ohkura:It's hard. Perhaps we shouldn't think about it so much. <-- Clearly not paying attention at all.
Hina: They say that it tastes like blow fish. But they also say the main taste is troffle when you eat it. So it more then just that, hun.
Ohkura just fell asleep on Hina, but he has a remedy for that. WHACK.
Hina: You're sleeping.
Maru: The worst...
Ohkura:No I wasn't...
Hina: Don't mock me
Ohkura:I was thinking... <-- .......... LOL
So they finally reach their destination and Hina asks where Satou-san's home is actually at, and to Yoko's astonishment, literally everyone in the town knows where this guy lives. Hahaha. Ohkura gets off the bus like he just woke up. That energetic feeling just went out the door.
Hina: Thank you very much! Thank you so very much!
Ohkura:thankyoumuch...
Maru: He even sounds like he woke up.
So they finally arrive to where this Satou-san lives...
Hina: We're here.
Ohkura:Yes, we are.
Yoko: THIS IS WORK, YOU! A TRIP! <-- Yoko is obviously miffed at Ohkura's performance before their ' mission '.
Hina: It'd definitely be a miracle if that old man over there is in fact Satou-san.
Ohkura:Really....
Hina: Excuse me! May I ask you a question? Do you know where Satou Jun-san's house is at?
Man: Its over there.
Hina: Ah, really?!
Man: I'm also Satou Jun.
Hina: It happened! Miracle!!!!
So they ask Mr. Satou a question and~
Hina: Is it really close by?
Satou: Far.
Ohkura:... Faaar?
Satou: That mountain, the mountain, is about an hour and a half away.
They're not too happy, but it gets worst!
Hina: Are their snakes?
Satou: Yes.
Ohkura:UWAAAH!!
Yoko: What in the hell!! <-- Yoko is really miffed at Ohkura XD
Ohkura:No! No no no!
Satou: There's also bears.
Hina: BEARS?
Ohkura:BEARS? Our lives are going to be in danger, aren't they?
So Satou takes them in his car over to the mountain so they can begin their journey...
Hina: Have you actually gone looking for the rock mushroom?
Satou: It's difficult...
Hina: There's only a little?
Satou: Yes.
Ohkura:Are there any roads?
Satou: For roads on the mountain... there's usually none.
Ohkura:Oh.
Hina: Yep.
Satou: There's animal tracks though.
So, then Hina askes the big question.
Hina: Old man, are you familuar with Kanjani8?
Satou: I've heard of them.
Hina: Ah! Are you serious?!
Satou: I actually like that historical drama... The Nakamura Mondo one...
Hina: Ah! That one!! That one!
Ohkura:.. Thank you very much.
Satou: Yep.
Ohkura:When push comes to shove, I shall kill. <-- It srsly sounds cooler in Japanese " Iza toiu toki wa koroshimasu 'n de "
Satou: That's it. Shigotonin.
Talk about shameless plugging.
ANYWAY!
They arrive to the start point of the mountain and Satou explains where they have to go///
Hina: So how far to the green mountain?
Satou: Two kilometers.
Ohkura:TWO KILOMETERS? You said that mountain road is two kilometers long, that's like a pretty long way.
Satou: It's not a mountain road. It's a mountain.
Hina: Yes, there's no roads.
Ohkura:... oh right.
.... Let the fail begin!
Satou: Let's wait before we go.
Hina: What's wrong?
Satou: Just come here.
Hina: What is this?
Satou lets him smell it...
Hina: IT STINKS! STINKS!
Satou: It's wolf piss.
laaaaawl.
Satou: It's to keep the bears...
Hina: IT STINKS! THIS REALLY STINKS!
And they start their journey but Hina and Ohkura aren't feeling this.
Ohkura:Wait a minute. Let's stop this smell...
Hina: Come on! We don't have to take it this seriously!
Ohkura:What is up with this location!
The smell is just so strong they both give up and get a change of clothes XD
Hina: I can't take fighting that smell. I'll be fine fighting a bear. <-- HAHAHA
... Its only a minute in and Ohkura is already still complaining.
Ohkura:This is bad. I'm already beat.
Maru: Already?
Ohkura:Yesterday, coll... I fell down at home and hurt my knee.
Yasu: Such a kid.
Ohkura:It really hurts~ My knee. I can't walk anymore~
Hina: You're really an OL! We're not even there yet!
Ohkura:This is the first time I ever had to work this hard~
Hina: Of course not
... Oh god...
Ohkura:Ah... what is THIS GROWING ON HERE? THIS IS DISGUSTING! WHAT IS THIS?! UWAAAH.. I DON'T LIKE IT!!!
Yoko: YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL! A GIRL!
Ohkura:I WANNA GO BACK TO TOKYO!!!!!!!
Hina: You are seriously the only one complaining!
Ohkura:JEEZ! IT HURTS! I CAN'T WALK ANYMORE!
Hina: DON'T TAKE A BREAK!
Ohkura:Wait a minute. How long have we been walking?
Hina: FOR FIVE MINUTES
Ohkura:I want a walking stick! I'll use this as a walking stick.
Hina: THAT'S TOO BIG.
Ohkura:I have to go down again?
Hina: GET OVER IT!
... They've only been walking for ten minutes.
Satou: You know what these animal tracks are?
Hina: Bear scrappings, right?
Satou: Yes, yes, yes.
Ohkura:UWAAAH!!
Yoko: It's just scrap marks!
Ohkura:Can we just like go back now?
Satou: We're now in bear territory. Right here!
Ohkura:Wait, wait! I'm scared of bears. I REALLY WANT TO GO HOME!
Thirty minutes~
Satou: Well, let's take a break here.
Hina: Alright.
Hina takes time out to scold Ohkura.
Hina: You really have been sluggish! Can you at least pick up the speed?
Ohkura:I haven't been sluggish! I'VE BEEN DOING MY BEST!
Hina: There hasn't been anything for you to even be saying that!
Ohkura:Hun? There's been a lot of stuff happening until now!
Hina: The only thing that'll happen to you is if you die before we even get there!
They continue their journey again~
Hina: There isn't much rock mushrooms, aren't there?
Satou: For where they're at, there's quite a few to be picked.
Hina: Ah, right right.
Satou: They're usually picked every 50 to 100 years.
Hina: Why is that?
Satou: It takes them that long to grow.
Hina: A hundred years?!
One hour past~
Hina: Do you see this?!
Ohkura:There?
Hina: Yes.
Ohkura:If we fall from there, will we die?
Satou: If you fall, you'll die.
Ohkura:If I fall I'll die.
They're pretty close to their mountain! But Ohkura still has more to complain!
Ohkura:Isn't this a pretty steep slope? I'll do my best.
Hina: Be careful~
Ohkura:Uwah, if I fall, I'll die! Alright, I'll do it my best.
Hina: I'll pull you up. Alright?
Ohkura:Right!
Hina: This guy seriously couldn't walk on his own!
Did I say Ohkura fails? XD
Ohkura:Hina-chan, could you pull me up a little more.
Hina: Alright.
Ohkura:Yes! OK! Thank you!
Hina: Thank you..?
Ohkura:That tone is totally okay!
Hina: The day I have my own children, I am never raising them to be like you
Ohkura:Just 4 to 5 meters more, Hina-chan! Just 4 to 5 more!
.... *tsukkomi's ohkura herself*
Satou: We've reached our goal!
Hina: This is pretty! Really pretty!
Ohkura:Pretty!!
They can see their start point from above. It's really beautiful.
Hina: The rock mushroom, where are they?
Satou: The rock mushroom is on the cliff.
Ohkura:Hun, what do you mean?
Hina: I really don't like this premonition...
Satou: Do you see the black moss on that rock?
Hina: THAT?!
Ohkura:How exactly are we going to pick that?
Satou: With your hand.
Ohkura:No, no, no, no, no. I am NOT rock climbing!
So Hina goes first. He puts on his helmet...
Hina: Have people fallen from here?
Satou: They have!
Hina: Eeehh!? Don't take it so lightly, old man!
and goes! GO MANLY HINA GO! That cliff is 30 meters above ground ;O;
Ohkura:Good luck, Hina-chan.
Hina: Scary! Scary! I'm really scared!
Ohkura:Are you okay?
Hina: For some strange reason, I'm already physically exhausted...
Ohkura:That's not something I wanted to hear...
XD This camera angle is lulllz on Hina...
Ohkura:Are you expecting the rock?
Hina: I really can't... talk right now... ... here...
Ohkura:I really can't hear your voice, Murakami-kun~
Subaru: He sounds so unpleasant...
Ohkura:Did you pick one?
Hina: I did. I picked... one.
Ohkura:You sound like you're dying~
Five minutes hanging!
Hina: *breathing heavily* im scared im scared im scared.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! SLOW MOTION!
Hina: I'm putting one leg up.
Hina gets up and over the ledge...
Hina: My leg...
Ohkura:is shaking? Seriously?!
Hina: ... I'm shaking. I am shaking~!
So now they try and get Ohkura to do it!
Hina: Go.
Ohkura:I can't do it.
Hina: You can.
Ohkura:I won't go.
Hina: It's okay. Just go and do it!
Ohkura:No.
Hina: It's not painful.
Ohkura:No.
Hina: It's not painful!
Ohkuta: No we can't!
Hina: Just go.
Ohkura:I can't.
Hina: Go and do it!
Ohkura:I can't do it!
In the studio Ohkura reflects on himself XD
Ohkura:... I am so bad!
THEY HAVE TO GET THEIR MANAGER!
Hina: Aiba.
Manager: Yes!
Hina: Let's bring him. And one...!
... oh my god...
Hina: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Tatsu!
Ohkura:I'm not going!
Hina: Tatsu!
Ohkura:I'm not going!
Maru: Was he serious saying that?
Hina: He was.
Hina: Everyone else has done this, jeez, Tatsu!
Ohkura:No! I don't want to!
So... Hina decides to go do his best for Ohkura's sake! But then something happens!
Hina: I CAN'T SEE IN FRONT OF ME! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! SHOULD I USE MY SIXTH SENSE?!
So he gets help up the cliff annnd...
Ohkura:Hina-chan, are you okay?
Hina: I AM NOT OKAY.
So Satou goes to inspect them.
Hina: I pulled some really big ones.
Satou: This are close to a hundred years old.
Hina: Really?
Ohkura:A hundred?
So after risking his life to grab these shrooms that Ohkura was too lazy to get, they now taste them!
Hina: Ah! Here they come~!
Ohkura:Oh!
Hina: They're here!
Ohkura:Thank you very much~!
Satou: Thank you for waiting~
So now they have Shroom Tempura, Shroom Miso Soup and Pickled Shroom. im tired of typing rock/cliff mushroom.
Ryo: This guy is absolutely the worst, eating this.
THE FACE OF A HARD WORKER, DESHOU?
Ohkura:Hmm? It comes off like a snack.
Satou: You really have to chew.
Maru: How can you be so normal? You didn't do a single thing!
Ohkura:This is really good!
Yoko: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR COMMENT! YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
So to the shroom soup:
Hina: This is really good! This miso soup is really good!
Ohkura:It is.
Hina: It's not like we're drinking the dashi.
Ohkura:Nope~
Hina: This is really good! This has really risen to the occasion!
Ohkura:A strong flavor!
and now to the pickled shroooooooms.
Hina: Wow! There's no mistake! This is delicious!
Ohkura:Delicious!
Hina: It really has the texture of a cloud ear mushroom.
Ohkura:Ah, it does! It really does!
Hina: Yep.
Ohkura:You know, for all the work I did, it was really good!
..... how could you say that D:
TO THE STUDIO!
Hina: We really did our best.
Yoko: You know, Murakami, I think you really worked hard.
Hina: Everyone thought the same too!
Yoko: ... But what did you do?
Ohkura:... I am deeply sorry.
Maru: A real apology!
Yoko: What did you do?!
Yasu: Apologize~
Yoko: All he said was NO! NO NO! And then I can't go!
Hina: To the very end!
Yoko: Uwah! I'm scared, I'm scared! He kept saying, it was really amusing for the video at the end, ne?
Hina: Yeah.
Yoko: You seriously couldn't?
Subaru: New edge!
Hina: Really?
Subaru: New edge, on the contrary~
Ohkura:I am seriously going to reflect upon myself. Please alow myself to make a come back <-- He literally says revenge, but in our context its... not hte same.
Yoko: Oh!
Subaru: Hey! What is this!
Yasu: That's impossible!
Hina: This is a first!
Subaru: Amazing.
Yoko: This is the first time I've seen Ohkura wanting to reflect upon himself!
Maru: Not even once~
So Command Can comments~
Can: It was amusing. This wan't your ordinary location, because after this you couldn't even lay down, ne?
Hina: Of course!
Can:
Hina: You can say that, though, all he did was sleep throughout the entire bus ride!
Yoko: I think the next project should be something on Ohkura's growth!
Can: That is so. We're going to still disipline from now on! We're not going to make a child or woman out of you, Ohkura!
Hina: You definitely said it.
Can: Exactly right! Even my kid can do better! And he's in the fifth grade! Can you do it?
Eito: YES WE CAN!
Next Week: Subassan makes music with temple gongs.
Standard disclaimer; Possible mistranslations
Hina: Hey, Ohkura-kun.
Ohkura: Yes!
Hina: We're in Nagano Prefecture, Kawakamimura!
Ohkura:Yep.
Hina: The scenary is really pretty.
Ohkura:Yahoo!!
Hina: We came at a good time.
Hina: Excuse me,
Lady: Good afternoon.
Hina: Good afternoon. I'm Kanjani8's Murakami-kun.
Ohkura:I'm Ohkura.
Hina: Would you know Satou-san's full name?
Lady: It's Satou Jun-san.
Hina: Satou-san's? Would you know where he's at?
Lady: I believe he lives... in Akiyama...
Hina: Akiyama? Can we walk there?
Lady: You couldn't walk there. It's pretty long distance.
Ohkura:Why is it starting now...
....... Lazy ass :D
So Hina looks for a bus that's gonna take them to Akiyama.
Hina: Are you going to Akiyama?
Driver: Yes, I am.
Hina: Ah! You're going?!
So after waiting 10 minutes for the bus they get on and...
Hina: Akiyama's Satou-san...
Driver: Satou Jun-san's house?
Hina: Yes!
Driver: He lives close to Azusayama, so I could drop you off at that bus stop.
Ryo: Everyone knows him...
Ohkura:Azusayama?
The names of these towns are pretty ... interesting.
So they get on the bus and Hina wants to start a conversation, but Ohkura is...
Hina: Do you know anything about... the rock mushroom?
Ohkura:No.
Hina: I guess it's not what it looks...
Ohkura:It probably grows on a rock, doesn't it?
Hina: Ah, perhaps.
Hina is too excited about the beautiful scenary in this Nagano Prefecture city! Yay!
Hina: Wow, this is pretty! This is really pretty! It really has the same beauty like a Kyoto fall.
But Ohkura is just too tired from doing nothing to really care.
Ohkura:Can you just calm down! It's just sceanary.
They've been driving in the residential district for five minutes, and after calming down, Ohkura is...
Hina: Stop sleeping.
Ohkura:No I wasn't.
Hina: You've been sleeping all this time.
Ohkura:I'm fine. The fall colors are...
Hina: No! There are no fall colors! We've been in the residental district ALL this time.
Sly Ohkura... sllllllllllllllly So, 30 minutes into their trip annnnd
Hina: They say its like a blow fish and trouffle... I don't understand the meaning.
Ohkura:It's hard. Perhaps we shouldn't think about it so much. <-- Clearly not paying attention at all.
Hina: They say that it tastes like blow fish. But they also say the main taste is troffle when you eat it. So it more then just that, hun.
Ohkura just fell asleep on Hina, but he has a remedy for that. WHACK.
Hina: You're sleeping.
Maru: The worst...
Ohkura:No I wasn't...
Hina: Don't mock me
Ohkura:I was thinking... <-- .......... LOL
So they finally reach their destination and Hina asks where Satou-san's home is actually at, and to Yoko's astonishment, literally everyone in the town knows where this guy lives. Hahaha. Ohkura gets off the bus like he just woke up. That energetic feeling just went out the door.
Hina: Thank you very much! Thank you so very much!
Ohkura:thankyoumuch...
Maru: He even sounds like he woke up.
So they finally arrive to where this Satou-san lives...
Hina: We're here.
Ohkura:Yes, we are.
Yoko: THIS IS WORK, YOU! A TRIP! <-- Yoko is obviously miffed at Ohkura's performance before their ' mission '.
Hina: It'd definitely be a miracle if that old man over there is in fact Satou-san.
Ohkura:Really....
Hina: Excuse me! May I ask you a question? Do you know where Satou Jun-san's house is at?
Man: Its over there.
Hina: Ah, really?!
Man: I'm also Satou Jun.
Hina: It happened! Miracle!!!!
So they ask Mr. Satou a question and~
Hina: Is it really close by?
Satou: Far.
Ohkura:... Faaar?
Satou: That mountain, the mountain, is about an hour and a half away.
They're not too happy, but it gets worst!
Hina: Are their snakes?
Satou: Yes.
Ohkura:UWAAAH!!
Yoko: What in the hell!! <-- Yoko is really miffed at Ohkura XD
Ohkura:No! No no no!
Satou: There's also bears.
Hina: BEARS?
Ohkura:BEARS? Our lives are going to be in danger, aren't they?
So Satou takes them in his car over to the mountain so they can begin their journey...
Hina: Have you actually gone looking for the rock mushroom?
Satou: It's difficult...
Hina: There's only a little?
Satou: Yes.
Ohkura:Are there any roads?
Satou: For roads on the mountain... there's usually none.
Ohkura:Oh.
Hina: Yep.
Satou: There's animal tracks though.
So, then Hina askes the big question.
Hina: Old man, are you familuar with Kanjani8?
Satou: I've heard of them.
Hina: Ah! Are you serious?!
Satou: I actually like that historical drama... The Nakamura Mondo one...
Hina: Ah! That one!! That one!
Ohkura:.. Thank you very much.
Satou: Yep.
Ohkura:When push comes to shove, I shall kill. <-- It srsly sounds cooler in Japanese " Iza toiu toki wa koroshimasu 'n de "
Satou: That's it. Shigotonin.
Talk about shameless plugging.
ANYWAY!
They arrive to the start point of the mountain and Satou explains where they have to go///
Hina: So how far to the green mountain?
Satou: Two kilometers.
Ohkura:TWO KILOMETERS? You said that mountain road is two kilometers long, that's like a pretty long way.
Satou: It's not a mountain road. It's a mountain.
Hina: Yes, there's no roads.
Ohkura:... oh right.
.... Let the fail begin!
Satou: Let's wait before we go.
Hina: What's wrong?
Satou: Just come here.
Hina: What is this?
Satou lets him smell it...
Hina: IT STINKS! STINKS!
Satou: It's wolf piss.
laaaaawl.
Satou: It's to keep the bears...
Hina: IT STINKS! THIS REALLY STINKS!
And they start their journey but Hina and Ohkura aren't feeling this.
Ohkura:Wait a minute. Let's stop this smell...
Hina: Come on! We don't have to take it this seriously!
Ohkura:What is up with this location!
The smell is just so strong they both give up and get a change of clothes XD
Hina: I can't take fighting that smell. I'll be fine fighting a bear. <-- HAHAHA
... Its only a minute in and Ohkura is already still complaining.
Ohkura:This is bad. I'm already beat.
Maru: Already?
Ohkura:Yesterday, coll... I fell down at home and hurt my knee.
Yasu: Such a kid.
Ohkura:It really hurts~ My knee. I can't walk anymore~
Hina: You're really an OL! We're not even there yet!
Ohkura:This is the first time I ever had to work this hard~
Hina: Of course not
... Oh god...
Ohkura:Ah... what is THIS GROWING ON HERE? THIS IS DISGUSTING! WHAT IS THIS?! UWAAAH.. I DON'T LIKE IT!!!
Yoko: YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL! A GIRL!
Ohkura:I WANNA GO BACK TO TOKYO!!!!!!!
Hina: You are seriously the only one complaining!
Ohkura:JEEZ! IT HURTS! I CAN'T WALK ANYMORE!
Hina: DON'T TAKE A BREAK!
Ohkura:Wait a minute. How long have we been walking?
Hina: FOR FIVE MINUTES
Ohkura:I want a walking stick! I'll use this as a walking stick.
Hina: THAT'S TOO BIG.
Ohkura:I have to go down again?
Hina: GET OVER IT!
... They've only been walking for ten minutes.
Satou: You know what these animal tracks are?
Hina: Bear scrappings, right?
Satou: Yes, yes, yes.
Ohkura:UWAAAH!!
Yoko: It's just scrap marks!
Ohkura:Can we just like go back now?
Satou: We're now in bear territory. Right here!
Ohkura:Wait, wait! I'm scared of bears. I REALLY WANT TO GO HOME!
Thirty minutes~
Satou: Well, let's take a break here.
Hina: Alright.
Hina takes time out to scold Ohkura.
Hina: You really have been sluggish! Can you at least pick up the speed?
Ohkura:I haven't been sluggish! I'VE BEEN DOING MY BEST!
Hina: There hasn't been anything for you to even be saying that!
Ohkura:Hun? There's been a lot of stuff happening until now!
Hina: The only thing that'll happen to you is if you die before we even get there!
They continue their journey again~
Hina: There isn't much rock mushrooms, aren't there?
Satou: For where they're at, there's quite a few to be picked.
Hina: Ah, right right.
Satou: They're usually picked every 50 to 100 years.
Hina: Why is that?
Satou: It takes them that long to grow.
Hina: A hundred years?!
One hour past~
Hina: Do you see this?!
Ohkura:There?
Hina: Yes.
Ohkura:If we fall from there, will we die?
Satou: If you fall, you'll die.
Ohkura:If I fall I'll die.
They're pretty close to their mountain! But Ohkura still has more to complain!
Ohkura:Isn't this a pretty steep slope? I'll do my best.
Hina: Be careful~
Ohkura:Uwah, if I fall, I'll die! Alright, I'll do it my best.
Hina: I'll pull you up. Alright?
Ohkura:Right!
Hina: This guy seriously couldn't walk on his own!
Did I say Ohkura fails? XD
Ohkura:Hina-chan, could you pull me up a little more.
Hina: Alright.
Ohkura:Yes! OK! Thank you!
Hina: Thank you..?
Ohkura:That tone is totally okay!
Hina: The day I have my own children, I am never raising them to be like you
Ohkura:Just 4 to 5 meters more, Hina-chan! Just 4 to 5 more!
.... *tsukkomi's ohkura herself*
Satou: We've reached our goal!
Hina: This is pretty! Really pretty!
Ohkura:Pretty!!
They can see their start point from above. It's really beautiful.
Hina: The rock mushroom, where are they?
Satou: The rock mushroom is on the cliff.
Ohkura:Hun, what do you mean?
Hina: I really don't like this premonition...
Satou: Do you see the black moss on that rock?
Hina: THAT?!
Ohkura:How exactly are we going to pick that?
Satou: With your hand.
Ohkura:No, no, no, no, no. I am NOT rock climbing!
So Hina goes first. He puts on his helmet...
Hina: Have people fallen from here?
Satou: They have!
Hina: Eeehh!? Don't take it so lightly, old man!
and goes! GO MANLY HINA GO! That cliff is 30 meters above ground ;O;
Ohkura:Good luck, Hina-chan.
Hina: Scary! Scary! I'm really scared!
Ohkura:Are you okay?
Hina: For some strange reason, I'm already physically exhausted...
Ohkura:That's not something I wanted to hear...
XD This camera angle is lulllz on Hina...
Ohkura:Are you expecting the rock?
Hina: I really can't... talk right now... ... here...
Ohkura:I really can't hear your voice, Murakami-kun~
Subaru: He sounds so unpleasant...
Ohkura:Did you pick one?
Hina: I did. I picked... one.
Ohkura:You sound like you're dying~
Five minutes hanging!
Hina: *breathing heavily* im scared im scared im scared.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! SLOW MOTION!
Hina: I'm putting one leg up.
Hina gets up and over the ledge...
Hina: My leg...
Ohkura:is shaking? Seriously?!
Hina: ... I'm shaking. I am shaking~!
So now they try and get Ohkura to do it!
Hina: Go.
Ohkura:I can't do it.
Hina: You can.
Ohkura:I won't go.
Hina: It's okay. Just go and do it!
Ohkura:No.
Hina: It's not painful.
Ohkura:No.
Hina: It's not painful!
Ohkuta: No we can't!
Hina: Just go.
Ohkura:I can't.
Hina: Go and do it!
Ohkura:I can't do it!
In the studio Ohkura reflects on himself XD
Ohkura:... I am so bad!
THEY HAVE TO GET THEIR MANAGER!
Hina: Aiba.
Manager: Yes!
Hina: Let's bring him. And one...!
... oh my god...
Hina: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Tatsu!
Ohkura:I'm not going!
Hina: Tatsu!
Ohkura:I'm not going!
Maru: Was he serious saying that?
Hina: He was.
Hina: Everyone else has done this, jeez, Tatsu!
Ohkura:No! I don't want to!
So... Hina decides to go do his best for Ohkura's sake! But then something happens!
Hina: I CAN'T SEE IN FRONT OF ME! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! SHOULD I USE MY SIXTH SENSE?!
So he gets help up the cliff annnd...
Ohkura:Hina-chan, are you okay?
Hina: I AM NOT OKAY.
So Satou goes to inspect them.
Hina: I pulled some really big ones.
Satou: This are close to a hundred years old.
Hina: Really?
Ohkura:A hundred?
So after risking his life to grab these shrooms that Ohkura was too lazy to get, they now taste them!
Hina: Ah! Here they come~!
Ohkura:Oh!
Hina: They're here!
Ohkura:Thank you very much~!
Satou: Thank you for waiting~
So now they have Shroom Tempura, Shroom Miso Soup and Pickled Shroom. im tired of typing rock/cliff mushroom.
Ryo: This guy is absolutely the worst, eating this.
THE FACE OF A HARD WORKER, DESHOU?
Ohkura:Hmm? It comes off like a snack.
Satou: You really have to chew.
Maru: How can you be so normal? You didn't do a single thing!
Ohkura:This is really good!
Yoko: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR COMMENT! YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
So to the shroom soup:
Hina: This is really good! This miso soup is really good!
Ohkura:It is.
Hina: It's not like we're drinking the dashi.
Ohkura:Nope~
Hina: This is really good! This has really risen to the occasion!
Ohkura:A strong flavor!
and now to the pickled shroooooooms.
Hina: Wow! There's no mistake! This is delicious!
Ohkura:Delicious!
Hina: It really has the texture of a cloud ear mushroom.
Ohkura:Ah, it does! It really does!
Hina: Yep.
Ohkura:You know, for all the work I did, it was really good!
..... how could you say that D:
TO THE STUDIO!
Hina: We really did our best.
Yoko: You know, Murakami, I think you really worked hard.
Hina: Everyone thought the same too!
Yoko: ... But what did you do?
Ohkura:... I am deeply sorry.
Maru: A real apology!
Yoko: What did you do?!
Yasu: Apologize~
Yoko: All he said was NO! NO NO! And then I can't go!
Hina: To the very end!
Yoko: Uwah! I'm scared, I'm scared! He kept saying, it was really amusing for the video at the end, ne?
Hina: Yeah.
Yoko: You seriously couldn't?
Subaru: New edge!
Hina: Really?
Subaru: New edge, on the contrary~
Ohkura:I am seriously going to reflect upon myself. Please alow myself to make a come back <-- He literally says revenge, but in our context its... not hte same.
Yoko: Oh!
Subaru: Hey! What is this!
Yasu: That's impossible!
Hina: This is a first!
Subaru: Amazing.
Yoko: This is the first time I've seen Ohkura wanting to reflect upon himself!
Maru: Not even once~
So Command Can comments~
Can: It was amusing. This wan't your ordinary location, because after this you couldn't even lay down, ne?
Hina: Of course!
Can:
Hina: You can say that, though, all he did was sleep throughout the entire bus ride!
Yoko: I think the next project should be something on Ohkura's growth!
Can: That is so. We're going to still disipline from now on! We're not going to make a child or woman out of you, Ohkura!
Hina: You definitely said it.
Can: Exactly right! Even my kid can do better! And he's in the fifth grade! Can you do it?
Eito: YES WE CAN!
Next Week: Subassan makes music with temple gongs.