Domoto Answer One by One Questions Summary
Kanjani8 was recently on Shin Domoto Kyoudai (New Domoto Brothers, no they're not really related its just Johnny's Jimusho being 'clever' again) this week, and the show's format is basically set in an introduction, a series of questions, and a performance at the end. So I decided to summarize the questions asked. I wont be translating the dialogue said... I think Futari Fansubs is the group that subs SDK so I expect this episode out soon :) Or whoever in the K8 world gets to it, but I know Futari subs SDK cause they're a Kinki Kids focused sub group.
Standard " There might me mistranslations " applies! Care to fix something or enlighten me on what the conversation was about, let me know ;) ♥
Though, this was funny:
Subaru: There's all this talking from both sides so I'm hearing a ringing noise in my ear.
XD He was placed between Yoko and Hina, ah the poor poor guy.
What is the no. 1 thing that has changed since last being on the show?
Yoko: I'm starting to get called more and more to have dinners at the jimusho.
Tsuyoshi: You're not really being called, strictly speaking.
Yoko: I am getting called. I've been in the jimusho for 12 years since I've ente...
Hina: You answer one at a time! Don't speak anymore!
hahaha XP
anyway
Yasuda: Since being on last time, I've had more opportunities to speak with Tsuyoshi and to go out shopping with him
Must be why his clothing style has been so whacked out :P
Ohkura: Being able to work with Koichi
I don't know if he was brown-nosing or sincere :P If you didn't know (I dont know how you would) he was in Koichi's annual play, Shock, recently.
When you were a child, what was something you enjoyed
Ryo: Since both parents worked, when my mother came home... I really enjoyed it.
Subaru: Practices. All the practices--
Yoko: Eh?!
Tsuyoshi: Isn't he your member?
Yoko: But I had no idea about it D:
Subaru: Piano rehersal, gymnastics, boys baseball, swimming, karate, cram school.
Perhaps we were at your home, what is a rule there?
Maru: You must show off how pretty your upper arm muscles are
Tsuyoshi: Wait wait...
Maru: It's my dad and mom's profession
Tsuyoshi: Wait, wait, what is your parent's profession?
Maru: Body Builders.
Koichi: Are you serious?
Tsuyoshi: Wait, I'm trying to wrap my mind around this. Are you serious? So your father is a body builder?
Maru: And my mother. They're both body builders.
Koichi: So they say " Rip~! Rip! "?
Maru: " Maru-chan! Make 'em rip!! "
I just imagined his whole family having like a Cho Aniki moment. omg XD
Hina: In my home... " Curry Fridays ".
Are there any jinxes that you believe in?
Yasu: On Fridays, if you see a black cat... soon after, if you take five steps something bad will happen.
Hina: Not taking off your brand new shoes at night.
I won't translate this whole segment, but Hina said the kansai ben for " new (stuff) ", which is sara. The " standard japanese " is Shinpin. So it becomes a conversation on how Hina's trying to play it off like he's not Kansai ben but then turns around and just starts talking in his dialect.
Yoko: " Wanna eat some pasta? " then afterwards he's say " THANK YA! "
The last time when you or someone got angry
Maru: So, when I was at a hotel I requested some room service late at night. I ordered pilaf and some french fries, so when the room service guy came he told me " You're ordering all these carbs. If you eat this late at night you're going to get fat "
Tacchon: So, um, one time I went with a friend to my friend's birthday (party)... So then my friend and my other friend...
Hina: Why are you exaggerating?! That's a lot of characters!!
Yoko: You don't even have that many friends!
Tacchon: So I went with my friend to my friend's birthday (party) and my friend gave a hat to my friend for his birthday. So then we get drunk and I take my friend's hat and pour milk in it, and then I say " Now I'm going to do magic and make this milk disappear! ". So then milk splattered everywhere and my friend told me " Wasn't that the present I gave him? ". He was angry. (thanks to ayumwu for helping me understand that bit XD)
Please tell us all about a really funny accient you've had
Yoko: I don't know if this is going to be funny but...
Tsuyoshi: Don't try to run from this.
Yoko: I'm really scared of needles. I don't like getting shots, I don't like getting pierced by them. So during the concert, I really hurt my back. The staff and my manager told me that I should get a shot! No, no, no needles. There's no way I'm going ot get a shot, I thought. So as the doctor was coming I kept thinkign " No, no! I don't want! " But when he came in the doctor was really nice, " How are you? Just leave everything to me. " Full of smiles! So I thought " Ah~ Maybe I should just leave it to him! " So as he began to message my arm, he brought out the needle and then I went " No! No I don't want it! Absolutely not! Absolutely! I absoutely don't want a shot! " But he was like " Oh, don't worry. Don't worry at all, it's not going to hurt at all. " So then he was like " Shall we begin? " and I was like " NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! " and then " You're going to do it now?! Did you just say you're going to do it now?! " So then the doctor then suddenly says " LET'S GO! ". He was talking all politely until then! All politely! Then he just suddenly says " LET'S GO! "
Suddenly, the perfect girl appears in front of you. How would you approach her?
Ryo: First of all, we'll go and eat a lot of rice ... and after all of that I'll tell her " I like you "
Guy: Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun?
Ryo: No good? An approach, an approach... Um... After eating a lot of rice, I'll go with her. There.
Everyone: ????
Ryo: That's not really an approach, hun? After eating a lot of rice... um... and then we go out...
Basically Ryo just didn't understand the question XD So Koichi was like " So you eat a lot of rice and then say " I LIKE YOU! "
It's your first time in your girlfriend's room after she invites you, what is the first then you look for?
Tacchon: Tidiness.
Subaru: Illumination.
Koichi: What kind of illumation?
Subaru: I really like it dark!
Hina: Why? Why?
Subaru: To just put it straight, I like it to be very dark for that moment.
Guy: So what if they have curtains?
Subaru: If I come during the day then I'll just close the curtains! The sunlight... I don't like sunbathing.
So basically Subaru likes to have conversations in the night. :P
Starting tomorrow, what is one rule you'd like to have for the members of Kanjani8?
Ryo: Don't show your penis in the green room.
Koichi: Who does that?
Ryo: The Three Old Guys
Tsuyoshi: The Three Old Guysw...
Yoko: Let us introduce ourselves, we're the The Three Old Guys.
and then the conversation ended up to be that Ryo puts mayonase on everything, everything but pickles.
and then...
May the seven of you do the glitterful idol smile at the camera please!
.... totally not idol. XP
and for the final conversation, I had to translate this:
Yoko: Last year, Maru said " This year, I'm going to give you one surprise! " around February of last year. Of course I totally forgot about it, so around Countdown, he says " Remember when I told you about the surprise?" I totally didn't believe him. I thought he was lying, so then he takes off his clothes and he's wearing a red bra and panties! He's totally wearing this! And I go " What in the hell are you doing?! " and he says " A SURPRISE! " I totally didn't understand what was going on, and then all of a sudden Johnny comes walking right down the hallway.
Hina: Seriously, perfect timing!
Standard " There might me mistranslations " applies! Care to fix something or enlighten me on what the conversation was about, let me know ;) ♥
Though, this was funny:
Subaru: There's all this talking from both sides so I'm hearing a ringing noise in my ear.
XD He was placed between Yoko and Hina, ah the poor poor guy.
What is the no. 1 thing that has changed since last being on the show?
Yoko: I'm starting to get called more and more to have dinners at the jimusho.
Tsuyoshi: You're not really being called, strictly speaking.
Yoko: I am getting called. I've been in the jimusho for 12 years since I've ente...
Hina: You answer one at a time! Don't speak anymore!
hahaha XP
anyway
Yasuda: Since being on last time, I've had more opportunities to speak with Tsuyoshi and to go out shopping with him
Must be why his clothing style has been so whacked out :P
Ohkura: Being able to work with Koichi
I don't know if he was brown-nosing or sincere :P If you didn't know (I dont know how you would) he was in Koichi's annual play, Shock, recently.
When you were a child, what was something you enjoyed
Ryo: Since both parents worked, when my mother came home... I really enjoyed it.
Subaru: Practices. All the practices--
Yoko: Eh?!
Tsuyoshi: Isn't he your member?
Yoko: But I had no idea about it D:
Subaru: Piano rehersal, gymnastics, boys baseball, swimming, karate, cram school.
Perhaps we were at your home, what is a rule there?
Maru: You must show off how pretty your upper arm muscles are
Tsuyoshi: Wait wait...
Maru: It's my dad and mom's profession
Tsuyoshi: Wait, wait, what is your parent's profession?
Maru: Body Builders.
Koichi: Are you serious?
Tsuyoshi: Wait, I'm trying to wrap my mind around this. Are you serious? So your father is a body builder?
Maru: And my mother. They're both body builders.
Koichi: So they say " Rip~! Rip! "?
Maru: " Maru-chan! Make 'em rip!! "
I just imagined his whole family having like a Cho Aniki moment. omg XD
Hina: In my home... " Curry Fridays ".
Are there any jinxes that you believe in?
Yasu: On Fridays, if you see a black cat... soon after, if you take five steps something bad will happen.
Hina: Not taking off your brand new shoes at night.
I won't translate this whole segment, but Hina said the kansai ben for " new (stuff) ", which is sara. The " standard japanese " is Shinpin. So it becomes a conversation on how Hina's trying to play it off like he's not Kansai ben but then turns around and just starts talking in his dialect.
Yoko: " Wanna eat some pasta? " then afterwards he's say " THANK YA! "
The last time when you or someone got angry
Maru: So, when I was at a hotel I requested some room service late at night. I ordered pilaf and some french fries, so when the room service guy came he told me " You're ordering all these carbs. If you eat this late at night you're going to get fat "
Tacchon: So, um, one time I went with a friend to my friend's birthday (party)... So then my friend and my other friend...
Hina: Why are you exaggerating?! That's a lot of characters!!
Yoko: You don't even have that many friends!
Tacchon: So I went with my friend to my friend's birthday (party) and my friend gave a hat to my friend for his birthday. So then we get drunk and I take my friend's hat and pour milk in it, and then I say " Now I'm going to do magic and make this milk disappear! ". So then milk splattered everywhere and my friend told me " Wasn't that the present I gave him? ". He was angry. (thanks to ayumwu for helping me understand that bit XD)
Please tell us all about a really funny accient you've had
Yoko: I don't know if this is going to be funny but...
Tsuyoshi: Don't try to run from this.
Yoko: I'm really scared of needles. I don't like getting shots, I don't like getting pierced by them. So during the concert, I really hurt my back. The staff and my manager told me that I should get a shot! No, no, no needles. There's no way I'm going ot get a shot, I thought. So as the doctor was coming I kept thinkign " No, no! I don't want! " But when he came in the doctor was really nice, " How are you? Just leave everything to me. " Full of smiles! So I thought " Ah~ Maybe I should just leave it to him! " So as he began to message my arm, he brought out the needle and then I went " No! No I don't want it! Absolutely not! Absolutely! I absoutely don't want a shot! " But he was like " Oh, don't worry. Don't worry at all, it's not going to hurt at all. " So then he was like " Shall we begin? " and I was like " NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! " and then " You're going to do it now?! Did you just say you're going to do it now?! " So then the doctor then suddenly says " LET'S GO! ". He was talking all politely until then! All politely! Then he just suddenly says " LET'S GO! "
Suddenly, the perfect girl appears in front of you. How would you approach her?
Ryo: First of all, we'll go and eat a lot of rice ... and after all of that I'll tell her " I like you "
Guy: Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun? Hun?
Ryo: No good? An approach, an approach... Um... After eating a lot of rice, I'll go with her. There.
Everyone: ????
Ryo: That's not really an approach, hun? After eating a lot of rice... um... and then we go out...
Basically Ryo just didn't understand the question XD So Koichi was like " So you eat a lot of rice and then say " I LIKE YOU! "
It's your first time in your girlfriend's room after she invites you, what is the first then you look for?
Tacchon: Tidiness.
Subaru: Illumination.
Koichi: What kind of illumation?
Subaru: I really like it dark!
Hina: Why? Why?
Subaru: To just put it straight, I like it to be very dark for that moment.
Guy: So what if they have curtains?
Subaru: If I come during the day then I'll just close the curtains! The sunlight... I don't like sunbathing.
So basically Subaru likes to have conversations in the night. :P
Starting tomorrow, what is one rule you'd like to have for the members of Kanjani8?
Ryo: Don't show your penis in the green room.
Koichi: Who does that?
Ryo: The Three Old Guys
Tsuyoshi: The Three Old Guysw...
Yoko: Let us introduce ourselves, we're the The Three Old Guys.
and then the conversation ended up to be that Ryo puts mayonase on everything, everything but pickles.
and then...
May the seven of you do the glitterful idol smile at the camera please!
.... totally not idol. XP
and for the final conversation, I had to translate this:
Yoko: Last year, Maru said " This year, I'm going to give you one surprise! " around February of last year. Of course I totally forgot about it, so around Countdown, he says " Remember when I told you about the surprise?" I totally didn't believe him. I thought he was lying, so then he takes off his clothes and he's wearing a red bra and panties! He's totally wearing this! And I go " What in the hell are you doing?! " and he says " A SURPRISE! " I totally didn't understand what was going on, and then all of a sudden Johnny comes walking right down the hallway.
Hina: Seriously, perfect timing!