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[maaaaaaaaassive]

Lemme get this straight, so for Thanksgiving you sit around at a table, say your thanks or whatever, then feast on a.....turkey. Am I in the ballpark here?

I think I'll pass.

Comments

[getthisguyoffme]

Pretty much but people will substitute turkey with ham or chicken instead. Or one of those fake turkeys made out of tofu.

[Private]I'll be right over.[/Private]

this is so late i am so sorry

[maaaaaaaaassive]

They all sound gross as hell. Even the ham. Reminds me of Pigma.

[privato]
Fine.

It's okay

[getthisguyoffme]

*A few minute later there's a knock on the door*

[maaaaaaaaassive]

It's open. [so says Falco from the other side of the door. Once Slippy comes in he's just going to casually throw the broken Reflector at him. Think fast.]

[badasscopters]

But turkey's just small time.

Duck's a lot better.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

If you guys ain't eating one type of bird, it's another.

Great.

[badasscopters]

Hey, at least I ain't munching on a Farfetch'd yet.

[Falkner will kill him for that]

[maaaaaaaaassive]

What's that?

[trick_room]

Are you a turkey

[maaaaaaaaassive]

no

[trick_room]

Then why are you freking out.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

I ain't freaking out. I just don't eat birds, okay?