Why do so many visitors to my website find it by Googling "fairy bowling balls?" Are there Otherkin bowling leagues now?

Sometimes I overhear odd things. I've been collecting these on Twitter.

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  "When the squirrel started crying his ears hurt."
  
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  "...He looked exactly like me. And in a few days he was picked up by a private jet..."
  
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  First guy: "You're like Superman flying backwards around the world."
  
  Second guy: "You're like..."
  
  First guy: "Shotgun!"
  
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  A mother to a whiny toddler ( Read more... )