Paranoia

[m_streight]

I am getting ready to run a Parnoia adventure, and need to pad out the equipment a bit. Here are my two favorites that I came up with.

(50) one foot lengh peices of rope
A sealed box marked with for 'emergincy use only', containing a tac-nuke warhead and a ballpean hammer.

Anyone have a suggestion or two for more equipment?

Comments

[rocksryan]

a box marked for "medicinal purposes only" containing a tactical nuke, and a ball peen hammer.

30 square yards of closed cell foam.

You'd be suprised what that foam can be used for... but it's hilariously cumbersome...

[maccuswell]

A first aid kit consisting of blindfolds and enemas.

[m_streight]

No, we're not playing Anal Invaders: The Violation.

Re: From your friends in R&D...

[exilian]

"Clean in a Bottle" is fucking genius.

Kudos.

[rlg]

A box marked "Ultraviolet clearance only" (badly re-sealed)
Contents: 3 rolls of Duct Tape, 2 cans of WD-40

Weird!

[exilian]

I just ran PARANOIA last Saturday and will again on 29 AUG 2009.

Image Intensifier Goggles

* Releases hallucinagens when worn, making images 'intense'.