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The whole log. I'm Fina, then Bowser, and then King_Dedede
Eggman is kind of like Bowser. He fucks shit up to stay on schedule, but he's really one of the guys, playing Soccer, go-karts, and Olympic Games with everyone else
Yeah. XD
Also, I need to pick up that Mario and Luigi DS game.
Since the third one has been announced and I am excited.
They're gonna make a third one?
Bowser is a bit more honest about it, though.
Bwahahaha
* Defenestration is now known as Meltman
BWAHAHAHA. 8D
* Fina is now known as Bowser
:O
Bwahaha!
Bowser's about up there with Dedede on threat level. Though Bowser is a bit more mean-spirited; Dedede is just a jerk.
Yeah, Dedede's an asshole XD
I'm gonna steal all your food! For the lulz!
Although there's moments where Kirby's a bit of one too.
First person Kirby goes after in Squeak Squad is Dedede
And he has -no proof- of such.
His first instinct in any situation is to go beat up Dedede XD
To be fair, Dedede has never actually done anything wrong, but Kirby ALWAYS guns for him
All of Metaknight's Revenge and Revenge of the King in KSSU makes you feel like Kirby is a jackass
He just beats the shit out of Dedede on principle
Scout, what do you mean he never did anything wrong
He stole all the food from Dreamland in Spring Breeze
Dude, he's THE KING.
That's called "tax."
Still makes him a jerk
Self-proclaimed.
He stole it all TO EAT IT IN A SINGLE NIGHT
* Meltman is now known as Defenestration
What about that bit when he stole all the stars from the sky, Scout?
That was pretty messed up
I dunno, manifest destiny?
XD
XD
XD
* Xeno is sad he didn't get that joke. :[
Bowser just kidnaps Peach 'cuz he has a crush on her. :o
There was a whole game where his whole goal was "GRRRR REVENGE ON KIRBY GET HIM" too though, right?
That's pretty jerky
Revenge of the King
Although there may've been another
I haven't played all of the games, just Nightmare in Dreamland, Super Star (and Ultra), and Squeak Squad
Donkey Kong... god only knows what his plan was capturing Mario's old girlfriend and standing on top of a building :D
Well, yeah, because Kirby kept beating him up.
For no reason.
I think we established there was plenty of reason thus far
And he broke up the Star Rod in the 64 game too, I think
Kirby probably figured even if Dedede wasn't up to anything at the moment, pre-emptive beatings were still in order.
No, Kirby's Adventure.
I burnt my cake! *beats up Dedede*
Actually, in 64, Dedede got possessed.
Or Nightmare in Dream Land if you want a newer version.
I mean, it's like if somebody was constantly breaking into Buckingham Palace, swallowing all the guards, and beating up the Queen; of *course* you're going to do something about him.
Dark Matter broke the crystal in Kirby 64.
And his actions in Kirby's Adventure were to try and *help*.
I have to give you major points on the manifest destiny bit though.
And it's basically exactly like that, only instead of the Queen, it's a fat penguin.
Same thing.
Fat penguin and his HAMMER OF JUSTICE
Oh god now I'm trying to imagine a Dedede version of the queen.
Dedede hasn't always been bad. He was trying to help Dreamland in Kirby's Adventure, and he was on Kirby's side in Kirby 64. But in most games, him and Kirby are not helping each other at all.
Well, yeah, because Kirby is an enemy of the state.
Scout sure doesn't sound like she likes Kirby
Most of those times Dedede is possessed.
He wasn't possessed in Kirby's Dream Land.
When "The Man" is a giant chubby penguin, sometimes it's justified to stick it to him.
He also wasn't possessed in Kirby's Adventure.
He also didn't do anything wrong in Kirby's Adventure!
And he was trying to help!
He broke up the star rod!
That was totally fucked up
Also, Kirby slaughters anyone and anything that he runs across, even if they're just floating along minding their own business.
XD
Yes, but he did it to stop the Nightmare from invading the dreams of the citizens of Dreamland.
Yeah, to PROTECT DREAMLAND.
I don't know about slaughter... he just kind of... eats them.
And spits them back out.
It depends if he has a copy power.
Because he's the King and it's his job to protect his country.
He sometimes just eats them!
No one ever said every video game character that is portrayed as a hero really does the right thing.
Maybe Kirby is an anti-hero if you want to get that technical.
He sometimes just eats them! <--- Like Dedede wouldn't do the same thing!
HE EATS FOOD
So basically Dreamland is just a horrible place to live
XD
EVERYONE'S food!
WADDLE DEES ARE FOOD
Odds are you get eaten by Dedede or Kirby
Fuck
*I* would eat a Waddle Dee
They look delicious
XD
o_O
* King_Dedede throws a minion
* King_Dedede eats the minion.
Dedede doesn't eat Waddle Dees! They're his loyal subjects!
Tell that to me in Smash Bros >.>
He doesn't do it in Smash Bros., either, he just throws them at people :o
Still kind of an asshole
Waddle Dees are edible
Like gumdrops.
With eyes.
Kirby, Wario, and Dedede can eat them.
Would you throw your foo... subjects at people if you were queen, Scout?
Wario can eat anything.
Bizarre.
No, because you're not a total dick
Wario can fucking eat a motorcycle
And that's badass.
Hell, the only reason Kirby went after Meta Knight in Revenge of Meta Knight is because Meta Knight was doing something "not nice" by trying to take over Dreamland himself to end it's "lazy lifestyle".
I dunno. Why is it that 99% of the residents of Dreamland seem to support Dedede instead of Kirby?
Actually, I think most of Dream Land doesn't really care.
We have a picture of Wario eating Samus.
Man, would YOU listen to Dedede?
Again, fat pengiun
Wario can fucking eat a motorcycle <--- when he eats HIS OWN MOTORCYCLE it's both badass and kind of self-defeating.
That might fucking EAT you, true
He's the rightful monarch!
But still
With a huge hammer.
Actually, not really
It's faster to spawn a new bike than it is to constantly reuse the old one :P
Except Kirby is the one going around eating and killing them inhabitants!
He is totally not
He just thought it would be swell one day to wake up and go "HEY I'M THE FUCKING KING! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING FOOD!"
He totallly is!
"OR I'LL EAT YOU"
I think Dreamland is full of cute little foodpeople who don't really care about Kirby or Dedede much.
He has a castle and everything!
So does Dr. Wily.
He has a castle! Loyal subjects! He protects his citizens from evil!
HE THROWS THEM AT THINGS
That is not protection!
XD
XD
And eats them.
The natives already did reward Hank. THey made him an honorary warrior, and gave him a circumcision as an extra reward! *Later*
...how you doin', Broken Arrow? 8(
"FORWARD, MINION, DEFEND YOUR KING." *Bounce*
Man
Look, if you were fighting Snake and the only way to protect yourself from emminent death was to throw another dude at him, I'm pretty sure you absolutely would.
Apparently in the anime, Dedede wasn't the rightful ruler.
SSBB is the only potential place Dedede can eat them! Kirby does it EVERY GAME
I thought American politics were fucked up.
Imagine Dreamland during election year
There are no elections!
It's a monarchy!
I bet Dedede is eating folk offscreen during the games.
Of course there are no elections
HE FUCKING EATS THE OTHER CANIDATES
I mean, everyone does look delicious.
XD
XD
... XD
* King_Dedede is totally saving a log of this conversation.
So
What we've gained from this
Is that Kirby is a Libertarian with anarchist tendencies
:O
No, I think it's that Kirby likes to kill and eat things.
And beat up his rightful ruler.
He's not a damn Tarrasque
He's a pink ball
He'd be hanged...if he had a neck.
The super tuff pink puff.
No, I think it's that Kirby likes to kill and eat things. <--- Not in that order.
Minibosses!
Alright, I'm watching the series finale of Avatar, so highlights off because of all the Kirby talk. >.>
Okay, so he just kills things that are too big to swallow
And then eats them!
You know
I'm with Blade on this
Kirby: Domestic terrorist.
For a world made up of rounded edges and stardust and rainbow farts
He IS.
It's a pretty fucking horrific place to live
XD
Kirby is anti-establishment, King Dedede is pro-establishment...
Dude, Dreamland DOES suck.
And you know what
So does Kirby!
* King_Dedede rimshot
I take that back
Kirby IS a Tarrasque
"He protects his citizens from evil!" "HE THROWS THEM AT THINGS"
XD
XD
This is one of the best conversations ever.
Agreed.
Man, if the worst thing that happens to a soldier is getting thrown at someone, I think you're probably doing okay.
Scout
If I disagree, King Dedede will throw me at the enemy.
You're getting thrown at SOLID SNAKE
I disagree
Noes!
Anyone but Snake.
Okay, time to go to this friggin' English lecture.
Maybe toon link.
Or some asshole with a ball cap and baseball bat
And YOU ARE A BALL
Of course, throwing minions at Kirby is somewhat self defeating as well
Since Kirby can consume them.
XD
Hey, Ness is a nice kid!
Roy Campbell says so too, and I believe him. :o
<@Defenestration> Fuck <@Defenestration> *I* would eat a Waddle Dee <@Defenestration> They look delicious
What the fuck is wrong with me
You have interest in delicious Waddle Dee
A long list of things.
I was kind of wondering that myself, then I decided I probably didn't want to know.
They do look delicious
If there was a Waddle dee shaped cake and a cake shaped cake, I would devour the Waddle Dee one first
Yeah, you've got issues.
Unless it was an ice cream cake.
http://www.absoluteanime.com/kirby/waddle_dee.gif <--- nom
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/en/images/d/dd/WaddleDee.jpg Come on. If I told you that was a waddling pastry with a cherry filling
You would eat it just as quick
XD
Eggman is kind of like Bowser. He fucks shit up to stay on schedule, but he's really one of the guys, playing Soccer, go-karts, and Olympic Games with everyone else
Yeah. XD
Also, I need to pick up that Mario and Luigi DS game.
Since the third one has been announced and I am excited.
They're gonna make a third one?
Bowser is a bit more honest about it, though.
Bwahahaha
* Defenestration is now known as Meltman
BWAHAHAHA. 8D
* Fina is now known as Bowser
:O
Bwahaha!
Bowser's about up there with Dedede on threat level. Though Bowser is a bit more mean-spirited; Dedede is just a jerk.
Yeah, Dedede's an asshole XD
I'm gonna steal all your food! For the lulz!
Although there's moments where Kirby's a bit of one too.
First person Kirby goes after in Squeak Squad is Dedede
And he has -no proof- of such.
His first instinct in any situation is to go beat up Dedede XD
To be fair, Dedede has never actually done anything wrong, but Kirby ALWAYS guns for him
All of Metaknight's Revenge and Revenge of the King in KSSU makes you feel like Kirby is a jackass
He just beats the shit out of Dedede on principle
Scout, what do you mean he never did anything wrong
He stole all the food from Dreamland in Spring Breeze
Dude, he's THE KING.
That's called "tax."
Still makes him a jerk
Self-proclaimed.
He stole it all TO EAT IT IN A SINGLE NIGHT
* Meltman is now known as Defenestration
What about that bit when he stole all the stars from the sky, Scout?
That was pretty messed up
I dunno, manifest destiny?
XD
XD
XD
* Xeno is sad he didn't get that joke. :[
Bowser just kidnaps Peach 'cuz he has a crush on her. :o
There was a whole game where his whole goal was "GRRRR REVENGE ON KIRBY GET HIM" too though, right?
That's pretty jerky
Revenge of the King
Although there may've been another
I haven't played all of the games, just Nightmare in Dreamland, Super Star (and Ultra), and Squeak Squad
Donkey Kong... god only knows what his plan was capturing Mario's old girlfriend and standing on top of a building :D
Well, yeah, because Kirby kept beating him up.
For no reason.
I think we established there was plenty of reason thus far
And he broke up the Star Rod in the 64 game too, I think
Kirby probably figured even if Dedede wasn't up to anything at the moment, pre-emptive beatings were still in order.
No, Kirby's Adventure.
I burnt my cake! *beats up Dedede*
Actually, in 64, Dedede got possessed.
Or Nightmare in Dream Land if you want a newer version.
I mean, it's like if somebody was constantly breaking into Buckingham Palace, swallowing all the guards, and beating up the Queen; of *course* you're going to do something about him.
Dark Matter broke the crystal in Kirby 64.
And his actions in Kirby's Adventure were to try and *help*.
I have to give you major points on the manifest destiny bit though.
And it's basically exactly like that, only instead of the Queen, it's a fat penguin.
Same thing.
Fat penguin and his HAMMER OF JUSTICE
Oh god now I'm trying to imagine a Dedede version of the queen.
Dedede hasn't always been bad. He was trying to help Dreamland in Kirby's Adventure, and he was on Kirby's side in Kirby 64. But in most games, him and Kirby are not helping each other at all.
Well, yeah, because Kirby is an enemy of the state.
Scout sure doesn't sound like she likes Kirby
Most of those times Dedede is possessed.
He wasn't possessed in Kirby's Dream Land.
When "The Man" is a giant chubby penguin, sometimes it's justified to stick it to him.
He also wasn't possessed in Kirby's Adventure.
He also didn't do anything wrong in Kirby's Adventure!
And he was trying to help!
He broke up the star rod!
That was totally fucked up
Also, Kirby slaughters anyone and anything that he runs across, even if they're just floating along minding their own business.
XD
Yes, but he did it to stop the Nightmare from invading the dreams of the citizens of Dreamland.
Yeah, to PROTECT DREAMLAND.
I don't know about slaughter... he just kind of... eats them.
And spits them back out.
It depends if he has a copy power.
Because he's the King and it's his job to protect his country.
He sometimes just eats them!
No one ever said every video game character that is portrayed as a hero really does the right thing.
Maybe Kirby is an anti-hero if you want to get that technical.
He sometimes just eats them! <--- Like Dedede wouldn't do the same thing!
HE EATS FOOD
So basically Dreamland is just a horrible place to live
XD
EVERYONE'S food!
WADDLE DEES ARE FOOD
Odds are you get eaten by Dedede or Kirby
Fuck
*I* would eat a Waddle Dee
They look delicious
XD
o_O
* King_Dedede throws a minion
* King_Dedede eats the minion.
Dedede doesn't eat Waddle Dees! They're his loyal subjects!
Tell that to me in Smash Bros >.>
He doesn't do it in Smash Bros., either, he just throws them at people :o
Still kind of an asshole
Waddle Dees are edible
Like gumdrops.
With eyes.
Kirby, Wario, and Dedede can eat them.
Would you throw your foo... subjects at people if you were queen, Scout?
Wario can eat anything.
Bizarre.
No, because you're not a total dick
Wario can fucking eat a motorcycle
And that's badass.
Hell, the only reason Kirby went after Meta Knight in Revenge of Meta Knight is because Meta Knight was doing something "not nice" by trying to take over Dreamland himself to end it's "lazy lifestyle".
I dunno. Why is it that 99% of the residents of Dreamland seem to support Dedede instead of Kirby?
Actually, I think most of Dream Land doesn't really care.
We have a picture of Wario eating Samus.
Man, would YOU listen to Dedede?
Again, fat pengiun
Wario can fucking eat a motorcycle <--- when he eats HIS OWN MOTORCYCLE it's both badass and kind of self-defeating.
That might fucking EAT you, true
He's the rightful monarch!
But still
With a huge hammer.
Actually, not really
It's faster to spawn a new bike than it is to constantly reuse the old one :P
Except Kirby is the one going around eating and killing them inhabitants!
He is totally not
He just thought it would be swell one day to wake up and go "HEY I'M THE FUCKING KING! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING FOOD!"
He totallly is!
"OR I'LL EAT YOU"
I think Dreamland is full of cute little foodpeople who don't really care about Kirby or Dedede much.
He has a castle and everything!
So does Dr. Wily.
He has a castle! Loyal subjects! He protects his citizens from evil!
HE THROWS THEM AT THINGS
That is not protection!
XD
XD
And eats them.
The natives already did reward Hank. THey made him an honorary warrior, and gave him a circumcision as an extra reward! *Later*
...how you doin', Broken Arrow? 8(
"FORWARD, MINION, DEFEND YOUR KING." *Bounce*
Man
Look, if you were fighting Snake and the only way to protect yourself from emminent death was to throw another dude at him, I'm pretty sure you absolutely would.
Apparently in the anime, Dedede wasn't the rightful ruler.
SSBB is the only potential place Dedede can eat them! Kirby does it EVERY GAME
I thought American politics were fucked up.
Imagine Dreamland during election year
There are no elections!
It's a monarchy!
I bet Dedede is eating folk offscreen during the games.
Of course there are no elections
HE FUCKING EATS THE OTHER CANIDATES
I mean, everyone does look delicious.
XD
XD
... XD
* King_Dedede is totally saving a log of this conversation.
So
What we've gained from this
Is that Kirby is a Libertarian with anarchist tendencies
:O
No, I think it's that Kirby likes to kill and eat things.
And beat up his rightful ruler.
He's not a damn Tarrasque
He's a pink ball
He'd be hanged...if he had a neck.
The super tuff pink puff.
No, I think it's that Kirby likes to kill and eat things. <--- Not in that order.
Minibosses!
Alright, I'm watching the series finale of Avatar, so highlights off because of all the Kirby talk. >.>
Okay, so he just kills things that are too big to swallow
And then eats them!
You know
I'm with Blade on this
Kirby: Domestic terrorist.
For a world made up of rounded edges and stardust and rainbow farts
He IS.
It's a pretty fucking horrific place to live
XD
Kirby is anti-establishment, King Dedede is pro-establishment...
Dude, Dreamland DOES suck.
And you know what
So does Kirby!
* King_Dedede rimshot
I take that back
Kirby IS a Tarrasque
"He protects his citizens from evil!" "HE THROWS THEM AT THINGS"
XD
XD
This is one of the best conversations ever.
Agreed.
Man, if the worst thing that happens to a soldier is getting thrown at someone, I think you're probably doing okay.
Scout
If I disagree, King Dedede will throw me at the enemy.
You're getting thrown at SOLID SNAKE
I disagree
Noes!
Anyone but Snake.
Okay, time to go to this friggin' English lecture.
Maybe toon link.
Or some asshole with a ball cap and baseball bat
And YOU ARE A BALL
Of course, throwing minions at Kirby is somewhat self defeating as well
Since Kirby can consume them.
XD
Hey, Ness is a nice kid!
Roy Campbell says so too, and I believe him. :o
<@Defenestration> Fuck <@Defenestration> *I* would eat a Waddle Dee <@Defenestration> They look delicious
What the fuck is wrong with me
You have interest in delicious Waddle Dee
A long list of things.
I was kind of wondering that myself, then I decided I probably didn't want to know.
They do look delicious
If there was a Waddle dee shaped cake and a cake shaped cake, I would devour the Waddle Dee one first
Yeah, you've got issues.
Unless it was an ice cream cake.
http://www.absoluteanime.com/kirby/waddle_dee.gif <--- nom
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/kirby/en/images/d/dd/WaddleDee.jpg Come on. If I told you that was a waddling pastry with a cherry filling
You would eat it just as quick
XD