Client: "he told me he was a Division I college football player."
Alleged victim to judge, under oath: "I told him I'm a junior in high school."
Client (whispers to me); "See, this is why I thought he had to be at least 18."
Me: (chokes)
Client: "So I think I have a pretty good defense here, huh? I want you to take this to trial."
Me: (gets drink as
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