Because I know that you're all desperate to find out exactly what Fi and I were talking about when I mentioned
she'd been trying to plot bunny me, the entire car crash is below the cut.
(Note, there are some spoilers. Explicitly for book 3.)
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Cut to preserve your brains )
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Sparkly Spunk...
Well, would it?
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So you could end up with a pearl AND diamond necklace...
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...You both know what my day job is, and this afternoon, a Ten left a copy of New Moon on her desk. I swiped it, and started reading it aloud in a very melodramatic voice, complete with sighing. They were all - and I mean, all - pissing themselves laughing. Then the Ten said "Its a load of crap, isn't it Miss!"
I hate this franchise. I hate it for its gloopy melodrama, I hate it for the MarySue!, and I hate it for the fact that relatively sensible women are sighing and groaning over it and the ghastly Robert Pattinson. Please, do your worst!
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