Comments | m31andy: Erk. Jesus/Christ ficlet...

m31andy

Erk. Jesus/Christ ficlet...

May 01, 2007 13:02

Um, spawned from a comment by jantalaimon, from a pointer to bible_slash by vodex and written as an apology to Ian (WOLJ), I present:

( The Gospel According to Cuvalwen )

fiction, person: cuvalwen, i'm so going to hell

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vertelemming May 1 2007, 12:43:43 UTC

*Headtilts*

You know, it's for reasons like this that I fully advocate everyone on the planet being allocated two bodies. Just think of the possibilities.

Of course, it would make twin fetishes kind of redundant, but oh well.

m31andy May 1 2007, 23:58:50 UTC

Heh. I do have a fetish with the idea of snogging myself.

I shudder to think of going further though...

vertelemming May 2 2007, 00:14:58 UTC

Well, think of the other possibilities. One of your bodies goes to do the shopping, while the other stays home and reads porn. And if you get hit by a car and wake up in 1973, you've got a backup body to tell everyone you're okay.

m31andy May 2 2007, 09:43:59 UTC

Speak for yourself, earthling - both my bodies would be reading the porn - twice the porn, twice the fun!!!

misspotsitt May 1 2007, 13:38:34 UTC

I do like Alabama 3.

m31andy May 1 2007, 23:59:32 UTC

Alabama 3 are great! I love "She Don't Dance 2 Tekno any more".

jantalaimon May 1 2007, 13:51:16 UTC

I...I...I don't even know what to say. I think I adore you so much right now I'm speechless. Seriously. You + cuvalwen = ULTIMATE WIN. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I also guarantee you this is the best thing I'll read all day. XD

m31andy May 2 2007, 00:00:10 UTC

Remember - it's all your fault.

(That and the staying up all night in a cold and draughty field!!!)

jantalaimon May 2 2007, 01:52:11 UTC

Aww, you say the sweetest things. XD

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m31andy May 2 2007, 00:01:21 UTC

Yes, it's sad...

I would blame 26 hours without sleep, but I fear it is just the internet that has stolen my soul!!!

sophiedb May 2 2007, 06:41:23 UTC

10/10 in the tea-splattering stakes :)

sophiedb May 2 2007, 06:42:05 UTC

(jantalaimon pointed me this way btw :)

m31andy May 2 2007, 09:44:27 UTC

Glad you liked!!!

(Um, Sam/Christ anyone???)

Just Missed [outtake from S2.03] jantalaimon May 2 2007, 16:44:20 UTC

Sam gazed around him in wonderment. He hadn't really spent much time in confessional boxes in his life, but it seemed somehow...appropriate to the way he was feeling. Right, somehow. He wasn't even Catholic, let alone lapsed...but he thought he understood the idea. Confessional was kind of like...blogging, wasn't it?

Still, seemed awfully strange, the amount of sheer ritual involved. Comforting, after some strange fashion...he wasn't, after all, locking himself and his thoughts alone in a small box, like he usually would do when going back to his flat of an evening. Instead, he was locked in an even smaller box with a stranger. Sounds like a vice squad matter, some part of him snorted internally. Shut it, another part reprimanded the first. Which was what Sam was hoping to quell by this little visit. He'd had enough of his internal dialogue, and it had gotten so bad the scotch wasn't even doing the slightest bit to slow it down anymore ( ... )

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