Comments | m31andy: bad taste fan-fic

m31andy

bad taste fan-fic

Jan 23, 2007 17:37

"My name is Richard Hammond. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home."Oh god. I really am going to write this, aren't I ( Read more... )

tv: life on mars, fan-fic, tv: top gear

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rosiedoes January 23 2007, 17:47:34 UTC

Oh man. I want to read that so bad!

m31andy January 23 2007, 17:56:59 UTC

Can you imagine, there he is - sitting completely bemused on set when he starts hearing beeping noises. Then he hears a voice:

"Oh come on Richard, just because James and I weren't there to see your record attempt doesn't mean that you have to sulk *all* day."

(Yup, I'm completely screwed.)

rosiedoes January 23 2007, 17:57:59 UTC

I've never actually seen the show you're ripping off, but I love Topgear.

m31andy January 23 2007, 18:00:09 UTC

You've *never* seen Life on Mars? It's the Sweeney. On LSD.

Mmm, Top Gear. Back on Sunday!!!

(Yup, I am happy. Why do you ask?)

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tyrell January 23 2007, 18:17:09 UTC

Only as bad and wrong as this...

m31andy January 23 2007, 18:54:36 UTC

Bah. I've been wanting to watch this *all* day, but I've not been able to find a vid I can play at work!

Actually, CamberWick Green!Sam may be scary, but Tufty!Gene (in the latest SFX) is scarier...

stuflyer January 23 2007, 19:14:00 UTC

Yes.
Yes, do it.
(the fic, that is, I'm not being filthy)

(actually I probably am; it's what I do)

m31andy January 23 2007, 19:21:19 UTC

It's so, so wrong. But so tasty!

fideal January 23 2007, 19:14:28 UTC

See I've never seen "life on Mars" so when I read that and the reference to sam, I had this whole "quantum leap" scenario going on ( ... )

m31andy January 23 2007, 19:20:22 UTC

So where does that leave Mr. May? Is he the Stig's operator or Sam Richard's wife???

*grin*

This is too cute. We could put the Hamster into various TV shows.

"Dr. Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, a newly graduated doctor is required to set up his practice in an eccentric Alaskan town, when there he forms an unlikely friendship with the owner of the town, Jeremy, who is an ex-NASA astronaut and his best friend James, owner of the local bar."

"Special Agent Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, investigates the murder of a young woman in the strange town of Twin Peaks. Aided by Sheriff Jeremy Clarkson and Deputy James May, they find things are never what they seem."

fideal January 23 2007, 19:26:37 UTC

hehehe with the "Damn fine pie" played by the stig *giggles*

Ohhhhhh Noooesss I have this whole "hammy the vampire slayer" going on now, I am going to spend all evening making up silly places for him to be now, damn you!

m31andy January 23 2007, 19:35:32 UTC

You too?

Hammy the Vampire Slayer - perfect.

(Oh, and I've got the title of my fic - That's Life, on Cars. Hmm.)

How about:

House: Jeremy Clarkson, the sarcastic doctor, supported by his friend James May and his interns the Hamster and the Stig?

And lets not get into "The Three Muskateers" with the Hamster as D'Artangian.

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