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[m1a1_love]

hey

go tell hewlett

his cock is still shaped like a hammer

and he'll never get to have sex

he'll just have to take it in the mouth

wah waw waw wawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwww

now

what the fuck is going on

Comments

[grey_athena]

I saw the movie way back when. Malcolm McDowell was so sexy. You and his character should have hooked up. Or something.

Don't fucking LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I've never read the comics! :[

[m1a1_love]

that guy was in a clockwork orange

what the fuck are you talking about

[grey_athena]

That movie gave me a joygasm.

Yeah, I know he was trying to control the world's remaining supply of water, but c'mon. Fanfiction has ways around that. Hatesecks and all that good stuff. Though you give me the impression that you'd bite his cock off or something.

[m1a1_love]

no seriously

what the fuck are you talking ab

oh those hewlett and martin fags went and made a movie, didn't they