Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes

[cleolinda]

Part One, at any rate. I do want to go back and do the two Deathly Hallows...es, but this is what we've got for now: the movie about which I spent three years muttering, "I have no idea how they're going to do this." If you need to catch up:

Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
New Moon in Fifteen Minutes
Eclipse in Fifteen Minutes
Recaps of the books

Comments

[asgt]

Best thing to wake up to! Going to read now!

[cupcakery]

YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, SPARKLE OF MY SOUL, CLEO.

[count_01]

WHAT YOU SAID: so right.

[aymaera]

The emoticon at the end may be my favourite part. Best excuse for a study break ever :D

[electricland]

YAY!

"A Scene That Must Have Happened" = sheer brilliance.

[litlover12]

^This.

[sherrilina]

This! :D All so hilarious...

[westonian]

Truth.

[elbiesee]

Well done, as always.

ALICE: I psychically see an MSNBC van headed our way? Someone is going to ring the bell--a "Chris Hansen"?

JACOB: NOBODY OPEN THE DOOR!!

ME: *laughs*
THE CATS: Mom? You okay?

[cleolinda]

I wanted to apologize for an obvious Chris Hansen joke, and then I realized I wasn't sorry at all. :D

[julietvalcouer]

I LOL'd so hard it brought the dogs out of their tryptophan coma....