Fic: What I Don't Want To Be...
What I Don’t Want to Be…
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Ziggy wanted a lot of things out of life…being a power ranger wasn’t one of them. Takes Place After Go For The Green
Pairing: Slight hint of Tenaya 7/Ziggy
5_true loves theme: 20. Embarrassment
Disclaimer: Don’t own them.
Ziggy wanted a lot of things out of life. Being a power ranger isn’t one of them. I mean…come on, he didn’t fit the description of superhero. He worked for the mob for crying out loud. His future goals included not getting himself killed…getting high enough on the totem pole to not get killed…find himself a pretty girl…oh, didn’t he say not get killed already? Now look at him.
He has spandex digging up his butt.
He heard a little voice in his head that sounded like Dr. K’s voice screaming at him that the suits wasn’t spandex.
That is just tough, Dr. K.
Because it sure felt like spandex digging up his butt. Now, he is wondering how to get this stupid thing off. Where is the off switch? Is there an off switch? He sighed.
He is totally screwed.
In so many ways…his new teammates hated him. Finally, he got workable terms with them. They were starting to trust him and even being friendly with him. He totally blew it. It wasn’t his fault that hot evil chick tried to take the green morpher! Okay, it was half his fault because he did introduce her to the others. He didn’t know! In end, he thought he was doing a good thing. What would they rather have? Evil robot chick or him as the green ranger.
…..
He kind of glad no one was around to answer that question.
At least, Dillon didn’t mind him being on the team. Of course, his friend enjoyed driving the other three nuts. It is right up there with fixing his car.
“Do all of you power rangers wear your neosuits everywhere you go?”
He nearly screamed as he jumped around. Damn it…he wandered out of the base…somewhere. Damn it…damn it. He messed with the clutch on his morpher. Up and down…or down and up…He felt his suit demorph. He is out of the spandex suit. Finally. He blinked at Tenaya standing in front of him. Why was she standing? Doesn’t she have something better to do?
“Do all she hulks wander into the city?”
“My master is displeased with me. I’m forced to walk among you.”
“Wonderful…why don’t you wander somewhere else like into an open man hole or something?”
Then maybe he could….bad thoughts…bad thoughts. Remember the last time you thought those thoughts…remember the trouble you got into trouble, Ziggy.
“I will do no such thing. The amount of disease and bacteria that live in that place…”
He threw up his hands.
“Okay…I get the point!”
She frowned at him then she looked him over. He stepped away from her. He just got out of the suit. He didn’t want to go back into it. Then there will be fighting. Urgh….he sucked at the whole fighting thing.
“You are taller in your neosuit.”
He was? He didn’t notice….probably too busy trying not to die.
“Uhh…”
“I prefer you at this height.”
“Why?”
She smiled that semi creepy…semi cute smile.
“Easier to track you. Although, your bright green neosuit also assisted in that area.”
Figured as much. It had to be the creepy reason.
“I didn’t know you approved. I thought you wanted the series green suit.”
In flash, he was several inches off the ground and his arms were in a death grip. He swallowed slightly as he stared at her.
“I want many things…Remember that, little green.”
There goes her creepy smile again. She shook him for a moment before he dropped to the ground. He rubbed his arms as she turned on her heels and disappeared down into the darkness.
Oh, yes…this is going to be wonderful.
He knew chicks dig the suit but he didn’t think that much!
End.
A/N: I had this on my computer for awhile now. XD I decided to something with it. Ta-Da?
By: M14Mouse
Summary: Ziggy wanted a lot of things out of life…being a power ranger wasn’t one of them. Takes Place After Go For The Green
Pairing: Slight hint of Tenaya 7/Ziggy
5_true loves theme: 20. Embarrassment
Disclaimer: Don’t own them.
Ziggy wanted a lot of things out of life. Being a power ranger isn’t one of them. I mean…come on, he didn’t fit the description of superhero. He worked for the mob for crying out loud. His future goals included not getting himself killed…getting high enough on the totem pole to not get killed…find himself a pretty girl…oh, didn’t he say not get killed already? Now look at him.
He has spandex digging up his butt.
He heard a little voice in his head that sounded like Dr. K’s voice screaming at him that the suits wasn’t spandex.
That is just tough, Dr. K.
Because it sure felt like spandex digging up his butt. Now, he is wondering how to get this stupid thing off. Where is the off switch? Is there an off switch? He sighed.
He is totally screwed.
In so many ways…his new teammates hated him. Finally, he got workable terms with them. They were starting to trust him and even being friendly with him. He totally blew it. It wasn’t his fault that hot evil chick tried to take the green morpher! Okay, it was half his fault because he did introduce her to the others. He didn’t know! In end, he thought he was doing a good thing. What would they rather have? Evil robot chick or him as the green ranger.
…..
He kind of glad no one was around to answer that question.
At least, Dillon didn’t mind him being on the team. Of course, his friend enjoyed driving the other three nuts. It is right up there with fixing his car.
“Do all of you power rangers wear your neosuits everywhere you go?”
He nearly screamed as he jumped around. Damn it…he wandered out of the base…somewhere. Damn it…damn it. He messed with the clutch on his morpher. Up and down…or down and up…He felt his suit demorph. He is out of the spandex suit. Finally. He blinked at Tenaya standing in front of him. Why was she standing? Doesn’t she have something better to do?
“Do all she hulks wander into the city?”
“My master is displeased with me. I’m forced to walk among you.”
“Wonderful…why don’t you wander somewhere else like into an open man hole or something?”
Then maybe he could….bad thoughts…bad thoughts. Remember the last time you thought those thoughts…remember the trouble you got into trouble, Ziggy.
“I will do no such thing. The amount of disease and bacteria that live in that place…”
He threw up his hands.
“Okay…I get the point!”
She frowned at him then she looked him over. He stepped away from her. He just got out of the suit. He didn’t want to go back into it. Then there will be fighting. Urgh….he sucked at the whole fighting thing.
“You are taller in your neosuit.”
He was? He didn’t notice….probably too busy trying not to die.
“Uhh…”
“I prefer you at this height.”
“Why?”
She smiled that semi creepy…semi cute smile.
“Easier to track you. Although, your bright green neosuit also assisted in that area.”
Figured as much. It had to be the creepy reason.
“I didn’t know you approved. I thought you wanted the series green suit.”
In flash, he was several inches off the ground and his arms were in a death grip. He swallowed slightly as he stared at her.
“I want many things…Remember that, little green.”
There goes her creepy smile again. She shook him for a moment before he dropped to the ground. He rubbed his arms as she turned on her heels and disappeared down into the darkness.
Oh, yes…this is going to be wonderful.
He knew chicks dig the suit but he didn’t think that much!
End.
A/N: I had this on my computer for awhile now. XD I decided to something with it. Ta-Da?