{o38} | the multiple times junsu tried to bed siwon and the one time it actually worked
the multiple times junsu tried to bed siwon and the one time it actually worked
pg; sushi (junsu x siwon); crack. . .pure crack
junsu wants to bed siwon.
will be locked in twenty four hours.
line and melody. this. shit. is. for. you. assholes. i love you both.
junsu: siwonnie. . .can we have sex?
siwon: /stares at junsu in horror
junsu: /sighs
junsu: what's wrong now?
siwon: /stares at junsu stupidly
siwon: it's the seventh day.
junsu: . . .so?
siwon: /tears up
siwon: you don't care about my jesus?
junsu: /sighs and shakes head
junsu: /mumbles
junsu: this is the person i love. remember that, su, remember that.
junsu: jaejoong. . .what do i do?
jaejoong: about. . .?
junsu: siwon
jaejoong: what about him?
junsu: he won't have sex with me?
jaejoong: . . .is that all?
junsu: . . .
jaejoong: tell him that jesus would not hate him for being ghei since he already acts like a flaming gheifer.
junsu: /runs to siwon
junsu: wonnie. . .let's have sex.
siwon: god. . .would not- - -
junsu: jesus will not hate you for being gay since you already act like a flaming fag.
siwon: /tears up and smacks junsu
junsu: /runs to jaejoong holding cheek
jaejoong: what happened?
junsu: shut up before i shoot you in the very tiny penis you have.
siwon: junsu, what is butt schex like?
junsu: what?
siwon: butt schex.
junsu: what's that?
siwon: anal. rectum. ass. butt. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking.
junsu: /blinks
junsu: i'm going to ignore that stupid bit.
siwon: /pouts
junsu: anyway. . .it's like normal sex. but better. wanna find out?
siwon: no.
junsu: why not?
siwon: cause god is watching us.
junsu: /walks into dbsk apartment with a cloud of depression over his head
yoochun: /stares
yoochun: what happened to you?
jaejoong: it's more like what's not happening.
yoochun: . . .oh, siwon?
junsu: mm.
yoochun: still ain't get none?
junsu: /turns away
jaejoong: that's a yes.
junsu: shut up jaejoong. i still want to cut your fucking tiny ass penis off.
jaejoong: don't take your frustration out on me.
junsu: kim fucking jaejoong. i'll tell you again to stfu before i make you choke on changmin's penis. . .which is just as tiny as yours.
yoochun: why don't you try getting really greasy with siwon?
junsu: teach me?
yoochun: /smiles
yoochun: suree.
-the next day-
junsu: /slides beside siwon before tucking a hair back in place
junsu: baby. you know my momma told me to call her when i fell in love, but i don't think i can.
siwon: why not?
junsu: cause i'm dying.
siwon: what?!? why?!?!? how?!?!
junsu: because the angel in front of me. his beauty is just overwhelming.
siwon: what angel? are you cheating on me?!?!?! BASTARD! /smacks junsu and cries
junsu: what the shit just happened?
changmin: soo. . .junsu, still not getting any?
junsu: shut up changmin.
changmin: don't get mad cause we are all getting some and you aren't.
junsu: /lunges at changmin and starts choking him
changmin: /flails before pushing junsu back and wheezing
changmin: i have an idea. . .
junsu: /raises an eyebrow
changmin: have a movie night with him and watch some yadong.
junsu: /rubs chin thoughfully
-later that night-
junsu: wonnie. . .let's watch a movie
siwon: mn. /sits next to junsu on the couch
junsu: /presses play
*moans and pants fill the air*
siwon: /eyes widen and mouth falls open in shock
siwon: oh. mai. god. porn.
junsu: yeahhh. . .is that a problem?
siwon: . . .it's gheeei.
junsu: yes, we are gay men, so we need to watch gay porn
siwon: i am NOT ghei.
junsu: you're dating me.
siwon: you don't count.
junsu: /tears up
junsu: that's how you feel? fuck you, choi siwon. sleep on the fucking couch tonight
junsu: /smirks as he walks away
siwon: suuu
junsu: /slams door in siwon's face
siwon: /opens door slightly
siwon: suuuuuuuuu. i'm sorry. what can i do to make it up to you.
junsu: /smirks
junsu: let me fuck you.
siwon: ew. no.
junsu: fine. go sleep on the couch.
siwon: fuck. . .shit. damn. asioktgnwejdkh31jkrnkl*&$(*%*(%. damn you kim junsu.
siwon: /whispers in defeat
siwon: fuck me su.
*sexy timez*
junsu: /panting harshly
junsu: how was it?
siwon: . . .amazing.
junsu: exactly.
siwon: can we do it again?
junsu: sure thing.
ronnie: and that was the multiple times junsu tried to bed siwon and the one time it actually worked. why i wrote this fail is beyond me. . .line and merody. . .i hate you both for filling my brain with fail(:<3
to let everyone know. . .it started with this:
line: /insert sushi picture here.
mel: SUSHI!
mel: /wants sushi
line: lawl
line: no one writes SuShi fics D:
line: and when they do... Shiwon is a rapist or something like that
me: rofl.
me: i would write one.
me: but it would be too much crack.
line: lol why
mel: /is not going to comment
line: ...lol
me: shiwon: ohhh jesus forgive me.
junsu: shut up bitch and suck me.
me: that's currently in my mind now.
line: LOL
line: L O L
line: OMG DYING
mel: that's crazy
mel: omg
and that's when it went all down the drain.
pg; sushi (junsu x siwon); crack. . .pure crack
junsu wants to bed siwon.
will be locked in twenty four hours.
line and melody. this. shit. is. for. you. assholes. i love you both.
junsu: siwonnie. . .can we have sex?
siwon: /stares at junsu in horror
junsu: /sighs
junsu: what's wrong now?
siwon: /stares at junsu stupidly
siwon: it's the seventh day.
junsu: . . .so?
siwon: /tears up
siwon: you don't care about my jesus?
junsu: /sighs and shakes head
junsu: /mumbles
junsu: this is the person i love. remember that, su, remember that.
junsu: jaejoong. . .what do i do?
jaejoong: about. . .?
junsu: siwon
jaejoong: what about him?
junsu: he won't have sex with me?
jaejoong: . . .is that all?
junsu: . . .
jaejoong: tell him that jesus would not hate him for being ghei since he already acts like a flaming gheifer.
junsu: /runs to siwon
junsu: wonnie. . .let's have sex.
siwon: god. . .would not- - -
junsu: jesus will not hate you for being gay since you already act like a flaming fag.
siwon: /tears up and smacks junsu
junsu: /runs to jaejoong holding cheek
jaejoong: what happened?
junsu: shut up before i shoot you in the very tiny penis you have.
siwon: junsu, what is butt schex like?
junsu: what?
siwon: butt schex.
junsu: what's that?
siwon: anal. rectum. ass. butt. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking.
junsu: /blinks
junsu: i'm going to ignore that stupid bit.
siwon: /pouts
junsu: anyway. . .it's like normal sex. but better. wanna find out?
siwon: no.
junsu: why not?
siwon: cause god is watching us.
junsu: /walks into dbsk apartment with a cloud of depression over his head
yoochun: /stares
yoochun: what happened to you?
jaejoong: it's more like what's not happening.
yoochun: . . .oh, siwon?
junsu: mm.
yoochun: still ain't get none?
junsu: /turns away
jaejoong: that's a yes.
junsu: shut up jaejoong. i still want to cut your fucking tiny ass penis off.
jaejoong: don't take your frustration out on me.
junsu: kim fucking jaejoong. i'll tell you again to stfu before i make you choke on changmin's penis. . .which is just as tiny as yours.
yoochun: why don't you try getting really greasy with siwon?
junsu: teach me?
yoochun: /smiles
yoochun: suree.
-the next day-
junsu: /slides beside siwon before tucking a hair back in place
junsu: baby. you know my momma told me to call her when i fell in love, but i don't think i can.
siwon: why not?
junsu: cause i'm dying.
siwon: what?!? why?!?!? how?!?!
junsu: because the angel in front of me. his beauty is just overwhelming.
siwon: what angel? are you cheating on me?!?!?! BASTARD! /smacks junsu and cries
junsu: what the shit just happened?
changmin: soo. . .junsu, still not getting any?
junsu: shut up changmin.
changmin: don't get mad cause we are all getting some and you aren't.
junsu: /lunges at changmin and starts choking him
changmin: /flails before pushing junsu back and wheezing
changmin: i have an idea. . .
junsu: /raises an eyebrow
changmin: have a movie night with him and watch some yadong.
junsu: /rubs chin thoughfully
-later that night-
junsu: wonnie. . .let's watch a movie
siwon: mn. /sits next to junsu on the couch
junsu: /presses play
*moans and pants fill the air*
siwon: /eyes widen and mouth falls open in shock
siwon: oh. mai. god. porn.
junsu: yeahhh. . .is that a problem?
siwon: . . .it's gheeei.
junsu: yes, we are gay men, so we need to watch gay porn
siwon: i am NOT ghei.
junsu: you're dating me.
siwon: you don't count.
junsu: /tears up
junsu: that's how you feel? fuck you, choi siwon. sleep on the fucking couch tonight
junsu: /smirks as he walks away
siwon: suuu
junsu: /slams door in siwon's face
siwon: /opens door slightly
siwon: suuuuuuuuu. i'm sorry. what can i do to make it up to you.
junsu: /smirks
junsu: let me fuck you.
siwon: ew. no.
junsu: fine. go sleep on the couch.
siwon: fuck. . .shit. damn. asioktgnwejdkh31jkrnkl*&$(*%*(%. damn you kim junsu.
siwon: /whispers in defeat
siwon: fuck me su.
*sexy timez*
junsu: /panting harshly
junsu: how was it?
siwon: . . .amazing.
junsu: exactly.
siwon: can we do it again?
junsu: sure thing.
ronnie: and that was the multiple times junsu tried to bed siwon and the one time it actually worked. why i wrote this fail is beyond me. . .line and merody. . .i hate you both for filling my brain with fail(:<3
to let everyone know. . .it started with this:
line: /insert sushi picture here.
mel: SUSHI!
mel: /wants sushi
line: lawl
line: no one writes SuShi fics D:
line: and when they do... Shiwon is a rapist or something like that
me: rofl.
me: i would write one.
me: but it would be too much crack.
line: lol why
mel: /is not going to comment
line: ...lol
me: shiwon: ohhh jesus forgive me.
junsu: shut up bitch and suck me.
me: that's currently in my mind now.
line: LOL
line: L O L
line: OMG DYING
mel: that's crazy
mel: omg
and that's when it went all down the drain.