1) I like how you have to help me across the street because I AM RETARDED. Like you are my special helper. In my mind's eye, I am betting I would be wearing a santa hat over my helmet this year.
2) Lame ass motha fucka. I find this phrase works when used in regards to life events that just plain suck, sort of like exclaiming "WHY!?!" but with more sass.
Whatever. When I get my tangible present-giving ass to the post office for the first time in fitty years you will get the best present ever. If I could incorporate the fuzziness / cuteness / adorability of kittens into a medium sized box AND HAVE IT SURVIVE VIA MAIL, I totally would.
3) Speaking of kittens, which we like to speak of when we get cards such as that, mine is curled up at my feet right now, in terrified cuteness because the dog is upstairs and the dog, while timid, PROBABLY LIKES TO GNAW ON THINGS, I AM JUST GUESSING.
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2) Lame ass motha fucka. I find this phrase works when used in regards to life events that just plain suck, sort of like exclaiming "WHY!?!" but with more sass.
Whatever. When I get my tangible present-giving ass to the post office for the first time in fitty years you will get the best present ever. If I could incorporate the fuzziness / cuteness / adorability of kittens into a medium sized box AND HAVE IT SURVIVE VIA MAIL, I totally would.
3) Speaking of kittens, which we like to speak of when we get cards such as that, mine is curled up at my feet right now, in terrified cuteness because the dog is upstairs and the dog, while timid, PROBABLY LIKES TO GNAW ON THINGS, I AM JUST GUESSING.
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1) Hehehehe! That's awesome! And my snowmantennae would totally match with your santa hat helmet.
2) I tore the card up when I got back from work today. It didn't really make me feel any better though.
3) Dawwww! I miss Mr Jax and his freakishly large green eyes! And Shadow and his... phobia of hardwood flooring... *cough* Yeah.
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