oh, Seymour

[lyra_sena]

As I walked down the hall this morning to my office, I felt the lingering whispers of "fiiiisssshkkiiillllerrrrr" following me, like there was an eerie presence in the air, hovering over my shoulder. When I turned around, it was just Jack. "I went and saw your fish this morning," he said, very cryptically, and then slipped into the bowels of the

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[brooklinegirl]

I didn't get to comment last week, but OMG LYRA + SEYMOUR = OH TEE PEA!

he's really just messing with you now.

[lyra_sena]

*cries* He really really is!!

(I am going to ignore the OTP part of your comment. *sniffles*)

[mrsronweasley]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG.

Plucky little bastard.

[lyra_sena]

He picks on me as much as I pick on him, apparently.

[mylenn]

Awwww. He just loves you so MUCH that he can't bear to leave you. :)

A match made in heaven.

[lyra_sena]

Everyone here is still convinced he's going to die. I think he's going to hang on just to annoy me. And to laugh at me every time I have to clean his tank.

[shayheyred]

Did anyone ever clean the tank? Because that's what kills 'em.

Also want to go on record that I once killed a friend's gerbil I was supposed to be caring for.

GERBILLLLLLKILLLLLLEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!

[lyra_sena]

*laughs* I edited the post! I totally forgot to mention that yes, I cleaned the tank on Friday and Seymour seemed happier.

We are killers together! darkunderbellyoffandom.

[lyra_sena]

*dies* Of course, my first question is what KIND of peas?? Green? Chick? Kidney??

[thepouncer]

I...

Having read that page, my question is this: WHO THE HELL PAYS FOR SURGERY FOR FISH?!?!?!

I mean, really.

And that list of treatments! I'm thinking if the peas (green, skinned (!), mashed) don't work, by the time you get around to an internal parasiticidal medication the fish will probably be dead.

Seymour really is plucky.

[lyra_sena]

I KNOW, RIGHT??? And x-ray? Are you KIDDING ME??

I have not yet tried the green peas. I don't know if I'm ready to admit that I CARE THAT MUCH.