fish killer wants date

[lyra_sena]

Well I can now say with scientific certainty that a goldfish can indeed go three days without food and continue to live.

Because I cannot stand the suspense, I have this ridiculous urge to tack up a note on the beam where subway guy always stands:

SUBWAY GUY,

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME?

LYRA

...my life is a sitcom anyway, right?

Comments

[nuptse]

Oh fish can go longer than that. *looks guilty*
I sometimes pass the tank and go "crap. When did I last feed?" and it could have been a week for for all I can remember. I figure maybe I'm just emulating their life in the wild - with the whole 'eat when you can 'cause it might be a while', even though these fish have been tankbait for generations.

Boy note: Do it. Doooooooo eeeeeeeeet! What could hurt - he ignores it and you keep on not talking?

[lyra_sena]

*giggles* Are you suggesting I extend the experiment? *thoughtful*

Or he could think I'm a psycho and start standing on the other side of the stairs?

[reginagiraffe]

If you do, (and I think you should) you realize what's going to happen?

a) He'll write yes on the note and you'll start dating.

b) At some point you'll find a "Lyra- Will you marry me? Subway Guy" note on the subway wall.

c) Then you'll be forced, *forced* I say!, to get married in the subway.

Do you really want to get married in the *subway*!?

[lyra_sena]

*crying with laughter* Well when you put it THAT way...

[teenygozer]

SAVE THE GOLDFISH, SAVE THE WORLD!

[lyra_sena]

heeeee!