Fic: Get in, Get off, Get gone.

[lynne_mitchell]

Title: Get in, Get off, Get gone
Rating: R
Fandom: Spn/Btvs
Pairings: Non-explicit Buffy/Sam, Faith/Dean
Disclaimer: Not mine. Any of them. No profit. No Sue.
Warnings: Crack, Crossover, Naughty Language, gay!Andrew, no Wincest.
Author's Note: This was for a challenge. It hurt me not to write wincest and it probably shows, but ... it's amusing,

Comments

[frances_veritas]

“That's a good question, my friend.” Andrew threw the doors open and took a step into the room. He was wearing a pair of red silk boxers and had a rose between his teeth. “I think it's just about time I came out, don't you?”

Ahahahha. Oh, Andrew.

Omg, I loved this!

This was hilarious. Dean hiding in a cubby hole! Ahaha.

And I loved Faith in this. I had her voice in my head the whole time when she was with Dean. She was so Faith.

And the Potentials. *snerk* I actually disliked the whole Potentials storyline in general. I hated how the Slayer used to be special then all of a sudden there were like hundreds of them. But I get why Joss did it.

Love this story! Lesson learned, Dean. Such a dirt bag. :-P

[lynne_mitchell]

Aww. Thank you so much. I was really insecure about this piece. It means a lot to get a good review.

:D

[force_oblique]

Wow!!!
That was so unbelievably good! I loved how you described the characters. I can totally see Buffy and especially Faith act like that!!
And omg
"Go put on Enya and assume the missionary position. Dean and I understand each other."
That was priceless!!!!!Lmao!!

[lynne_mitchell]

hehe. Thank you! I'm really glad you liked it.

And look, a story with no wincest. I can do it after all. :D

[angstpuppy]

I read it, I did. Only because I lurve you. I should get a cookie. It did make me giggle though, and that's a plus.

He had a healthy ego. Long years of positive reinforcement and an embarrassing tendency to preen in front of anything shiny
Oh, Deeeen....heh.

I actually think that Sam would bore Buffy to tears, now Evol!Sammy on the other hand... what? the girl had issues....
And I could actually see Dean/Faith if I squint just right.

I must now go scrub my eyes with some cool, refreshing wincest...
:muah:

[lynne_mitchell]

First, it makes me really happy that you read this just because I wrote it. (If I had known people were actually going to read this thing I might not have whined so hard about writing it!)

Second, I completely agree about Sam/Buffy being a horrible pairing. Not only because it bores ME to tears, but because they don't even really click.

I did not come up with these pairings on my own. Trust me. Though it really should be obvious. Like I could write a fic where Dean was irresistible and not put in a little Wincest? Give me a break. I was assigned to write a story for a girl who listed Wincest as one of her squicks.

Clearly, that was not my ideal assignment.

But anyway, thanks so much for reading it and I'm glad it made you giggle.

Also, *tons and tons of cookies!*

[raths_kitten]

Hahaha, poor Dean! But I loved how it didn't teach him anything. He wouldn't be Dean if he had learned a lesson. ;) A moral lesson anyways, since he did learn.

I also loved Andrew in this and how you specifically had him come out of the closet. *lol* And how he made a big show about getting rid of the fake spell (on him) in the end. Almost made me feel bad for him.

This fic gave me a good laugh, thanks! :)