I went through all this shit AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR HERE.

[lyndz]

tl;dr version of the conversation: I blow off jury duty in Michigan, become a Maryland resident, have one hell of a time getting to and dealing with the MVA, and enter a wet t-shirt contest on the way home

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[serendipitous13]

Wow. That would make a good short story!

Yeah, you should be fine. My mom got called after we moved out of state. She told them she didn't live there anymore and that was that.