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[lycomingst]

I’ve had to speak to a few people around here, neighbors and such, (I am constitutionally not made to talk to people) and the question they always ask, after establishing our names, is: you have relatives up here? As though they are securing the next of kin they’ll have to reach when they find your supine body laid out. Is this a regular

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[wpadmirer]

I take photos for people's security badges and I pride myself on NOT being like the DMV.

They could make anyone look like either a criminal or someone who's homeless, if not an actual corpse. It's got to be something they train them to do.

[lycomingst]

I feat that my face has something to do with the way the photos turn out.