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[luvmymen]

I don't really know what's going on but my friends page has exploded and everybody's going crazy and I think my dad's playing hide and seek because I can't find him and all of his men keep giving me weird looks and calling me 'boss'! I'm not boss yet, guys!! And I don't want to be boss, either so stop it!! Dad's a little sick so he shouldn't be

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[x_xwhyme]

Fuck. What the hell is this. FUCK.

...Hello, Dino.

[luvmymen]

Eh? I'm sorry, do I know you? I don't think I do but that's OK do you want to picnic with me are you close to Italy?

[x_xwhyme]

My name's Tsunayoshi, so now you know. Japan is not close to Italy, so sorry, but no. But I... I suggest you leave your dad alone for a while.

[luvmymen]

Oh you're in Japan that's not close at all you're right. Lots of people are in Japan, aren't they? I'm really lonely none of my dad's men will play.

Why? I'm trying to find him do you know where he is?

[smokingbomb]

Are you from italy?! im from italy too! im lost!! help me, mister!

[luvmymen]

Sure I'll help you do you need help where are you? My name's Dino, what's yours?

[smokingbomb]

I dont know where i am and some japanese guy is coming to this place and i dont know where it is and theres a japanese lady outside and i cant speak japanese well and this place really stinks!!

... and my name is hayato. are you really in the mafia?

[luvmymen]

That does sound really scary! I can speak a little Japanese maybe you're somewhere near where my house is do you know what city you're in at least??

No! Well uhm.. my family is mafia, but I don't want anything to do with it!

[tonfatime]

....

[luvmymen]

Is that code for picnic do you want to go on a picnic with me?

[tonfatime]

Nooooo

[luvmymen]

Wh.. Why not??

[batman_lol]

hihihi!!!!!!!1 :D hoo are you? you look nice do you play baseball i play baseball and its rilly fun :DDDDDD

[luvmymen]

My name's Dino what's your name? Are you in Italy can you picnic? Everybody I talk to is in Japan I'm lonely!

[batman_lol]

awww thassad cos im in japan too hay mebbe you shud come heer! :DDDD japan is nise!!

[luvmymen]

Yeah I'm coming to Japan cause all the people I'm meeting live there it's sad no one lives in my city or italy :(