Me? Capable of murder?

[luvmattperry]

At work yesterday the deli girls said I looked capable of murder. I'm not sure what their criteria for being capable of murder is, but they aren't the first to say that to me.

The other week Patti from work said when I get married I'd probably kill my husband. I said something and it came out wrong, and she said it sounded like I was already

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[bandaged_doll]

People say that to me all the time, and I think they have no justification for it... excluding my various death threats, psychotic and sometimes homicidal ideas, and the fact I've killed six people. Other than those, I can't see why they would say that to me...

[luvmattperry]

I've got everything on that list...ok, minus the killing 6 people (I've only done about half of that)...but I still just do not get it.

[bandaged_doll]

So you're a n00b, then? The sixth is always the best, believe me.

I think everyone I know would be amazed if I wasn't on the news someday with the subheading "Woman commits genocide in Wal-Mart" or something similar.

[lilyrite]

one of my best friends in the whole world calls me an ice queen and likes to tell my new friends at uni that I'm really a complete bitch and kinda evil.

I know it comes from a place of love but now one of my uni friends thinks if I ever had children I would probably eat them.

nothing wrong with imparting a little fear among people. *offers my own toothy grin*

[pandabear_23]

I don't think your THAT crazy .. I mean planning the harm of someone causing them severe pain and hospitalization, but not murder. LMAO I'm kidding !!! I don't think you are, but let them think that, maybe they will be scared of you and you can use that to your advantage :)