Comments | lurkerwithout: Rerun meme

lurkerwithout

Rerun meme

May 22, 2008 10:51

Rerun for bbullock

if you're reading this - if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't often speak or never have, please post a comment with a completely fabricated and fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything at all - good, bad, whatever - but it must be fabricated. Afterward, post this exhortation in your own journal.

lies, memes

Comments 3

the_paco May 22 2008, 19:42:31 UTC

After the third round your rifle jammed. A weak point about midway down the barrel bulged, shattering the stock, peppering your forearm with wood. You dropped the remains and just started swearing, words I'd not heard used in years, some never. I was amazed I could still hear at all, what with your rounds spinning by my ears or ricocheting off the rock I'd been using for cover. I didn't feel a lot of sympathy, as you HAD been shooting at me. Regardless of who I had fucked in your bed, and how little we did to hide it. Okay, sure, maybe I could have put down a towel, but I didn't really think her flow was THAT heavy. Okay, and maybe I could have done better than to clean off with the bedspread after the end, but still, gunfire? GUNFIRE!? It was a little excessive, and I remember telling you as much, albeit a little more vociferously, about how, despite her protestations to the contrary (once you removed the ball gag, at least), I knew your mother DID in fact want that treatment AND enjoyed it immensely. I also let you know that I ( ... )

ext_82617 May 23 2008, 05:14:51 UTC

Did I not tell you to watch the left hook? I think I did. I'm sure I did. The ambulance ride sucked. Being bored in the ER and being designated ice pack holder sucked.

But watching you gut punch the idiot who thought it was 1953? That was priceless.

anonymous May 24 2008, 23:04:10 UTC

Remember that time we had to go downtown to the Westward Ho to pick up that eightball for Kris, because we'd been hanging out with Kyle and he roped us into his errands? And all the hookers started giving us shit while we waited in the car for Kyle to get done with his sketchy-ass buy? And we all ended up at the Gay Denny's? Man, I miss hanging out with all those guys...