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Jan 16, 2006 01:15

I'm attempting to watch Nick Fury: Agent of Shield. Which for those who don't know, stars David Hasselhoff. Wrap your brain around that. David "Baywatch" Hasselhoff as a master spy who's been around since WWII...

The only reason that this isn't the worst Marvel movie ever made is because I've seen BOTH Captain America movies...

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spoonyone January 16 2006, 03:12:22 UTC
Seriously, I will put the 2005 Fantastic Four movie up against any Hasselcrotch movie as unquestionably the worst Marvel movie ever. Even the Corman F4 had to have been worse.

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Fantastc Four Corman Goodness prowler7 January 16 2006, 03:26:45 UTC
Heya!

The Roger Corman FF movie was BY FAR the worst Marvel movie ever made. Worse than The Hulk, '05 Fantastic Four, Daredevil, even Nick Fury. Now, the Captain America movies come close, that last one was trully pain personified, but I think it is still a close second to Rogers greatness.

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shadowkate January 16 2006, 06:37:52 UTC
I'd like to put out for consideration Dr. Strange and Howard the Duck movies.

Plus the orignial FF.

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lurkerwithout January 16 2006, 09:39:53 UTC
Ah c'mon, Howard the Duck was a cinematic masterpiece!

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dead_kid_fred January 17 2006, 00:32:56 UTC
If you can't stand the heat...

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workerant156b January 16 2006, 13:47:36 UTC
Might I submit the Dolf Lungren version of "The Punisher"?

And I happened to like both of the FF movies... primarily due to blondes in spandex...

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dead_kid_fred January 17 2006, 00:35:00 UTC
Sadly, I think the Lundgren Punisher did a better job of getting outside of the revenge plot-line than the current Castle film did. Though I say with certainty that Tom Jane was a far better choice for the part of Frank than Dolph was. Why don't they just do a Punisher: Born movie? What the hewll is wrong with Marvel? Oh yeah. They're Marvel. Nevermind.

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springrayn January 16 2006, 13:51:30 UTC
You are a glutton for punishment!

David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury? What next? Richard Simmons as the Star-Spangled Kid? EWWWW

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