Things I've Learned From Polling #5, vol. 2

[lurkerwithout]

1) The most popular New Year's resolution was to: Crush those who wronged me beneath my iron boot-heels.

2) The fightingest POTUS and expected champion of the Rumble in the Oval would be Teddy "The Bear" Roosevelt.

3) Say "nevermore" once more. Just once more...

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[furikku]

Do hedgehog's even have teeth?

Yes, horrid, painful teeth. I once tried, on the advice of a book, putting my bare hand in my pet hedgehog's cage, in hopes that she would walk onto it and not require the garden gloves + curled-up needleball method that I'd been going for. THE LITTLE BASTARD TROTTED RIGHT UP AND SUNK HER TEETH INTO MY FINGER.

Never again will I trust a hedgehog, or a book on hedgehogs.

Cryptids in grade school

So fukken :3333