Lupin!Love update, the "I should be shot for this" version!

[lupercali]

It's been ages since I've produced written worship of Professor Lupin, and with the upcoming movie, I was suddenly struck by my muses--and their two by four. So naturally, I had to write something utterly and completely inappropriate and very cracked out.

Comments

[zeelee_penguin]

Oh, bweeheehee. Loved this! Poor all of them. And the cliches! And Remus as sex slave! And not knowing about Sirius! And... *collapses into giggles*

[lupercali]

Hee, thanks! Cliches are only bad, I've decided, if they're used badly--which in this case means I need to be properly flogged. :) Glad you liked it!

[multilingualism]

Hahahahahahahaha! I love the insanity. More! More!

[lupercali]

*dies giggling* My God, more? How could there possibly be more! I think Snape's been appropriately traumatized for life--besides, I'm sure those red panties had something to do with why he became a Death Eater.

[xturtle]

I. Love. You.

*dies laughing*

[lupercali]

I love you, too! *holds arms apart* This much!

[swtalmnd]

Absolutely, hilariously adorable. I love the Dumbledore bit the best, I think, because a part of me can just *see* that happening, in his grandfatherly voice. "Should Mr. Lupin ever come 'round." indeed.

*giggle*

[lupercali]

*G* When I was writing it, I was trying to think of the sorts of things that would be indicative of the ENTIRE SCHOOL knowing about your crush. What could be more humiliating than having the headmaster come up and ask you if you're all stocked up on lube? I also like how it's such common knowledge that everybody is just surrendering to Sirius' arse-pirate ways. :) Glad you liked it!

[lupercali]

Hahaha -- if only you'd known the insanity that would spawn when we were talking yesterday evening. Careers->sex slave, that my friend, is how Pru thinks.