The Hidden Sock (HP/Angel xover, Wesley/Severus, PG)

[frk_werewolf]

Title: The Hidden Sock
Fandom: Harry Potter/Angel Xover
Pairing: Wesley/Severus
tamingthemusePrompt: #3 Woolly
slash_100 Prompt: #89 Found ( tableRating: PG

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[frk_werewolf]

lol, I'm rather fond of book 6 Snape, but I tried to write it in a way that the timeline doesn't really matter. It is, after allo, total crack. :D

Hee! That was my favorite part of the conversation. I question my muse sometimes, really.

[frk_werewolf]

Ah, now that is an interesting story. You see, it all started with a bottle of firewhiskey and a two foot stack of lemon cakes. Up until that point they had yet to go, as we say, all the way. They were, however, getting tired of bickering about who was top and thus decided to see who could drink half a bottle of firewhiskey each and then eat the most lemon cakes without vomiting.

Severus was certain he would win. After all, Wesley had never had firewhiskey, which was one of the most potent drinks on the good earth. What happened next was actually typical in moment of drunkenhood. They both got plastered, forgot about the game, and had sex on the front lobby's desk. As it were, Wesley was the one to find the lubricant and, thus, topped. The next day Severus grabbed the lube first and was rewarded with topping.

And so it went: who ever got to the lube first was the one who topped. Severus insists that if he could use his wand then he would always be able to top. Wesley merely smirks and allows Severus to believe this.

[flitshadowflame]

I bet Dobby left it there. Which begs the question, why is Dobby under Severus and Wesley's bed?

[frk_werewolf]

LOL, you know, I bet it was him.