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[lunaticprophet]

[How does a person deal with losing their ability to prophesy, ability to stalk a particular wolf-goddess, and your electricity? Drink month-old vodka from Russia, of course! He's already had nearly half the bottle, but it's doesn't seem to effect him.

Because Waka acts like he's drunk all the time. Even sober.A ha~! It will do you all no good to

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[shadowed_aspect]

[She's smiling at the Tarot cards.]

I suppose it wouldn't hurt.

[lunaticprophet]

[Nods] Qui, my dear! It's all a little fun, no?

[shadowed_aspect]

I suppose so, yes.

Sorry for late reply!

[lunaticprophet]

[Shuffles the cards and places three on the table: Past, Present, Future. He flips up Past which reveals the Judgment card, the second which reveals the Chariot reversed card, and the third reveals the Star card.]

Ah, you were someone who witnessed crime, ne? An investigation of sorts?

Chariot reversed means you are irritated by the standstill in fate, baby.

The Star is a good card~! &hearts Unexpected help will come your way.

[glacial_dance]

Oh, oh, me!

[lunaticprophet]

Hm?

[glacial_dance]

Read my fortune!

Sorry for the late reply!

[lunaticprophet]

[Shuffles the cards and places three on the table: Past, Present, Future. He flips up Past which reveals the Hermit card reversed, the second which reveals the Chariot, and the third reveals the Strength card.]

You have a mysterious past, my friend. Perhaps, some loneliness as well?

The Chariot~! You have been through some struggle, no?

I think I can use a quote to paraphase the last card, baby. "The innocent Maiden is undaunted, indomitable and unafraid.

[divine_sun_wolf]

[Ammy slinks in and snuffles at his ear. Waka smells like booze~, it makes her think of Susano. But the cards are strange, she's never seen those before.]

[lunaticprophet]

A ha ha ha, there you are, baby! [He shows her the cards, laughing a bit because the vodka is starting to kick in.] It's how mortals predict the future, cherie~.

[divine_sun_wolf]

[Confused headtilt. Snuffles at the cards then looks at Waka. Ammy doesn't see how, they aren't like crystal balls. Was it more like bone reading, then?]

[lunaticprophet]

Ah, let me explain, baby. You flip up a card, and whatever is on the card symbolizes your Fate, as they say. Quite fun, I think!

[a_ccidentalism]

And what would that difference be?

[lunaticprophet]

Prophecies are things fated to come true, while these-[He picks up the cards.]-are merely tools of mortals. I certainly can't read the Fates with these, which may or may not be a good thing, mon ami!

[a_ccidentalism]

Don't tell me you're one of those types who believe in fatalism.

[lunaticprophet]

Hou? Fatalism? I don't think I know what that is, my friend~.

[justsopretty]

Eh? Fortunes? How quaint.

[lunaticprophet]

Qui~! It's something I find to be highly amusing, baby.

[justsopretty]

Amusing? Hm. Well, I need a good laugh now that I'm trapped in the dark ages.

[lunaticprophet]

Would you like to have your fortune told then, mon ami? [He holds out the cards.] Hopefully, the power will be on soon~!

[ooc: Lol, I want to app. a CG character so bad, now. |D]