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stiletto2metal in lunatic_daily

LAGUNA'S INTERVIEW WITH QUISTIS!!! A TRANSLATION

Mar 05, 2009 22:53

HELLO Lovlies! It’s Kiros again. Laguna asked me to put this interview together. But sometimes one cannot understand Gunie very well. That’s alright. I’m providing translations of all texts that follow. They will be in italics.

****PERSONAL INTERVIEW == QUISTIS****

( We all know it's true )

get thee to a nunnery!!, i want to be in laguna's harem, when canon characters make self-inserts, oh work it gurlfran!, quistis/laguna motorcycle sex is canon, i got your truck right here, doomtrain or gtfo, what time is it?, squall made me look at his gunblade, malboros are cunts, selphie tops everyone, mouth-fillingly delicious, the president's office, :), chibi laguna, slowest escape ever, l'oreal: because they're worth it, /wall of tags, rp? what rp?, whip it good, and by gunblade i mean cock, kiros's huge bulge, maybe they're born with it, seeds up hos down, laguna is a dilf, morse code sex with the president, let's junction this bitch, old men + young women = hot, i heard seifer listens to coldplay, gimme the minimog card you little shit, dominatrixes can't be shy!, all the cocks in squall's butt, selphie is seifer's pimp, laguna you are not the father, let me junction myself to your ass, oh go polish your rod... for three hours, butt cannon - activate!, where? in your mouth. what? my meat, get your butts back to garden, kiros makes tyra banks look like a hobo, cock jokes ahoy! not a cock joke i swear, dr. laguna gave me those pills, totally not about dicks, in kiros we trust, quistis-tits or gtfo, in search of the perfect weiner, hyne disapproves of your bullshit, laguna speaks in moonrunes, seifer + bryan adams = otp, weinerology, whip it real good, drakon's obviously bored tonight, where is your god now, ~q&a with kiros~, seifer can't drive 55, reno on reno while reno-wait, f-f-f-fabulous

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venefica_aura March 6 2009, 04:01:36 UTC

Excuse me while I got PICK MYSELF OFF THE FLOOR WHERE I FELL OFF MY FUCKING CHAIR.

My neighbors in the dorm thought I was a nutcase before, I WAS HOWLING.

shouldbonabeach March 6 2009, 04:06:44 UTC

I asked you to EDIT IT! That's not editing!

PEOPLE CAN SEE THAT. AND I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU TO LOOK AT SELPHIE'S INTERVIEW FIRST!

*flails!*

stiletto2metal March 6 2009, 04:08:08 UTC

I am made of only the TRUTH AND FABULOUS

shouldbonabeach March 6 2009, 04:09:06 UTC

Well not THAT MUCH TRUTH! JOURNALISM ISN'T ABOUT TRUTH!

stiletto2metal March 6 2009, 04:09:44 UTC

True journalism is truth. It's DRAG that is the illusion.

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trains_ftw March 6 2009, 06:31:44 UTC

Kiros, you are now and forever, my official hero. ILU!

stiletto2metal March 6 2009, 18:19:27 UTC

I love you too BB!! You're one of my top Hags!

trains_ftw March 6 2009, 19:21:24 UTC

Excellent!

first_seventhe March 6 2009, 15:52:22 UTC

BRB CRYING IN LAUGHTER

KIROS WINS AT LIFE

drakonlily March 6 2009, 18:20:09 UTC

*bows*