Comments | lunatic_daily: Fags and Hags

stiletto2metal in lunatic_daily

Fags and Hags

Feb 11, 2009 21:30

Like pimps and hoes, only much more FABULOUS!

Alright, some of you are bangin' bitches. Some of you... a Queen's gotta be serious, need some work. We'll get there, lovelies. Even at the end of the world what's the point if you can't be FABULOUS?

And if you think you can bring it put your stilettos to the medal and WALK.

~q&a with kiros~, in kiros we trust, f-f-f-fabulous

Comments 4

afeatherlightly February 12 2009, 03:36:41 UTC

Kiros! What's the deal with zippered bike shorts? Like, are they in, are they out?

I mean, they're comfortable and all, but my god, spandex does not wash well!

stiletto2metal February 12 2009, 03:39:48 UTC

Well, let's not pretend like you can't work it. cause you can Boo boo. Best to watch spandex like you'd wash your hair. In the shower. Then hang it to dry. Use some conditioner and some simple shampoo.

afeatherlightly February 12 2009, 03:43:08 UTC

Oh, yay! Thanks so much!

Now if I could only find a proper shower around here...Ultimecia doesn't believe in clean, clearly! Ugh, that velvet crap smells NASTY!

stiletto2metal February 12 2009, 03:45:07 UTC

Oh my god, honey. Don't get me started on her. There's a WAY to do streetwalker and then there's bad drag streetwalker.

She's on the corner of fifth and busted.