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[lunais_cross]

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead.

Please recommend an action.

>_

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[czarblackblade]

Wait until it gets dark.

[lunais_cross]

> Chris: Wait until it gets dark.

You sit alone in the woods for god knows how long for god knows whatever reason. It is now dark. It is very difficult to make out the trail leading back to your car.

You think you see something moving out of the corner of your eye.

>_

[czarblackblade]

It's probably nothing. I start heading back down the trail, keeping my eyes fixed on the ground in front of me.

[viewtiful_jeff]

Curse Verizon's shitty 10-cent phone batteries, pop the battery out of the back of the phone and drop kick it as hard as I can.

Then, check my pockets.

[lunais_cross]

> Jeff: Do a bunch of shit I'm too lazy to write out again.

The battery goes sailing off into some bushes, scaring a few birds into flight. This did not help your situation at all, but you believe it was very satisfying nonetheless.

Inside your pockets are:
ONE (1) STRAWBERRY STARBURST
ONE (1) TWENTY DOLLAR BILL
TWO (2) bits of LINT

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[viewtiful_jeff]

Holy shit, a strawberry starburst. JACKPOT. Screw what those plebes say about the yellow and pink ones, this is the best flavor, full stop. And a twenty dollar bill, which, if flipped responsibly, could be used to buy more Starburst.

But first you have to get out of this forest and find your way to a gas station or a grocery store or something. Can't do that while you're weighed down - ditch the lint to become more aerodynamic. Then try to climb the nearest reasonably tall tree - maybe a higher vantage point will reveal something.

[1337_d00d]

Check the sun. Which direction am I going?

[lunais_cross]

> Jorge: Check the sun.

You are currently facing WEST.

Unfortunately, the sun will not be of much help soon. It is near the end of the day, and it is getting dark rather quickly.

You think you spot something moving out of the corner of your eye.

>_

[1337_d00d]

> Interrogate whatever I think is moving.

Just in case something is really near.

[ext_123739]

Check my pack.

[ext_1196736]

Look around for animals to murder so that I may feast on their hearts and absorb their powers.