FUCKING POETS

[lunais_cross]

ASTROPHIL WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CREEPY

HOW IS THIS SHIT SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC

WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO SHE MEANS NO YOU DOUCHE

THAT'S NOT AN INVITATION TO GO IN HER ROOM AND KISS HER WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

AUGH

AUGH

Comments

[czarblackblade]

Reminds me of I line I once saw in The Onion. "If she says no, you're not asking hard enough."

[lunais_cross]

IT GETS WORSE

HE FANTASIZES ABOUT THE KISS FOR LIKE TWO MORE SONNETS BEFORE WE GET HIT WITH ANOTHER SONG

STELLA IS LIKE SUPER CREEPED OUT AND PISSED OFF AT HIM BECAUSE HOLY HELL WHO WOULDN'T BE, AND HE'S ALL, "OH, IT WASN'T MY FAULT BABY, LOVE MADE ME DO IT"

LATER SHE REJECTS HIM AND HE SPENDS AN ENTIRE SONG TALKING ABOUT WHAT A BITCH SHE IS

EVENTUALLY HE GETS OVER IT AND IS ALL "OOH BABY YOU'RE MY INSPIRATION~~~"

I'M PRETTY SURE AT ONE POINT HE WRITES ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO BANG HER

SHE'S LIKE "DUDE I'M ALREADY MARRIED"

[czarblackblade]

It was probably really progressive for the sixteenth century.