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iwannalive June 21 2010, 02:40:35 UTC
OMG CLIFHANGUR WILL CERNEL BE KILL BY DEMONS!?

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lunais_cross June 21 2010, 02:42:40 UTC
NO

JOHN TAKES JOSON INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE SPACE STATION BASE OF THE UAC AND SHOWS OFF HIS SKIN OF A KILLERRRRRR

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iwannalive June 21 2010, 02:45:54 UTC
"Hold on, giant-brained-robot-spider monkey"

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lunais_cross June 21 2010, 02:47:17 UTC
His skin, ripped and torn despite the medpacks he'd used as he fought through the base, literally writhed, like thousands of tiny maggots were eating their way up to the surface. He lay perfectly still on the slab in the morgue, his shirt open over his flayed, ruined chest, his intestines spilling out and bared to the world. His putrefying, glistening lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep. A perfect corpse, carved open like an animal in a meat processing factory, bleeding sluggishly from dozens of open wounds, bloating like he'd spent the past week in a river.

I kinda hate myself for actually looking up how the sparkle scene was worded in order to parody it.

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