HOW TO POOP AT WORK
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to
convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who
hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump
at work.

CROP DUSTING:
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not
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Check out the video....We had a blast last night. It means alot and keep this kid in your prayers. (It's the kidney link)

http://www.wfmy.com/news/local_state/article.aspx?storyid=60088

I want to see a picture of 10 minutes later...Talk about "It's my pleasure to die for you master." This is art that is being used for an ad...I found it pretty amusing.


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I have one of the most beautiful, great girlfriends a guy could ever ask for! I mean seriously. And, I don't want to live without her! She's amazing...and I just had to get that off of my chest.

:-)

*Buuuuuuuuuurrp!!!* Gotta love KFC.

Right on!

We're back from the beach, and I am completely NOT happy with that thought. Even more-so the fact that I'm back at work. And....the fact that I didn't get to wake up beside of Becca in that huge-ass King size bed. So...f'n poop. But, we had a great time, and I would love to live there, in the exact place we stayed! And, now that we're back I ( Read more... )

DROPKICK MURPHY’S FRIDAY!!!!

WHOOP-WHOOP!

I didn't sleep for more than an hour last night/this morning....Damn me and my paranoia of strange noises being devil's creatures trying to strangle the sanity from my cranium. So, now I'm trying to be sappy so maybe my boss will have pity on me and let me leave. I'm going to miss Becca this weekend. Tests are stinky poop with no texture. This ( Read more... )

It's Valentine's Day...and I miss my Becca.