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Aug 08, 2009 07:52

Well, this is a new one.

"Child-porn defendant says cat is the culpritFlorida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer. According to a sheriff's ( Read more... )

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ascendingflame August 8 2009, 15:09:53 UTC
*ROFLMAO* @ that story!!!

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lumy12 August 8 2009, 15:15:20 UTC
That's a talented kitty, to manage to download 1,000 images, right? Must be the smartest (or perviest) cat in the world!

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ascendingflame August 8 2009, 15:21:42 UTC
It's probably both. I mean... we all know cats *are* smart. I didn't know they are that pervy... and I would have expected kitteh-port instead of children (yuk, those guys are so sick!!!) but what do you know?

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lumy12 August 8 2009, 15:23:26 UTC
Oh! Maybe the cat got a little confused between "kitty" and "kiddie"! lol

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gizzi1213 August 8 2009, 16:12:09 UTC
This is one sick perverted guy...and then to blame it all on the cat!!! Stupid doesn't begin to describe him!

LOL at you being motivated to sleep all day!!! That's about what I've been doing myself. I woke up way to early, did a few things, then decided to read for a bit...and ended up taking a nap! Only reason I'm up now, at NOON, is because my stomach decided it wanted feeding!!! I DO plan on being much more productive the rest of the weekend!!! Our weather will be a bit cooler than yours too. We're expecting a LOVELY 75 degrees today and about 80 tomorrow.

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lumy12 August 8 2009, 16:21:42 UTC
My kitties are appalled, of course.

75 degrees??? Do want!

The weather is so nice though, I can't complain. Wish I were more energetic today.

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darkp_hawk August 8 2009, 17:00:23 UTC
Interesting. How fast is his download if he left the room and by the time he got back, there was 1,000 images? Did he leave for several hours with the cat in charge of the the active computer?

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lumy12 August 8 2009, 19:58:08 UTC
He must have a REALLY fast download speed, yeah. And a really enterprising cat!

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darkp_hawk August 9 2009, 04:24:15 UTC
Very enterprising to download that much child porn in a limited amount of time.

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zigsternenstaub August 8 2009, 17:03:35 UTC
Those darn cats. They'll do anything, they will! XD

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lumy12 August 8 2009, 19:58:53 UTC
Someday they'll rule the world!

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zigsternenstaub August 9 2009, 00:26:14 UTC
I look forward to that day, because I've already pledged them my allegiance sold them my soul!

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tash_dragon August 8 2009, 19:02:57 UTC
ಠ_ಠ

I think anyone who believed him should be publicly slapped. Or maybe forced to work one of those carnival dunk booths for a week or so.

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lumy12 August 8 2009, 20:01:25 UTC
I wish I knew how to "ಠ_ಠ" without copy/pasting :)

Hmmm. Maybe someone would believe him if they didn't know anything about cats and believed legends about them being intelligent and evile?

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tash_dragon August 8 2009, 20:11:04 UTC
ಠ = "& # 3232" without the spaces or quotes. I just figured it out a couple weeks ago. >>

Welll that's true too. But cat evil is more along the lines of "subtle mind control to make you do their bidding," not "ruin your life by downloading kiddie porn."

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lumy12 August 8 2009, 20:15:14 UTC
Okay lemme try that:

ಠ_ಠ

...it worked, yaaay! Thanks!

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