Ha ha ha!! :-)

[luminousepinoia]

Tofutti to Debut Man Nipple Milk Cheese; Vegan Groups Say "It's Vegan"

(I do wonder if the 1st comment is tongue-in-cheek or not!)

The only April Fools' Day joke I've encountered today - not that I've been looking.

Comments

[the_changeling]

I've had quite a painful one, that's caused me to un-flist someone

[luminousepinoia]

I really don't like "jokes" that exploit human emotion. A "prank" like that would've made me feel bad too, cheated.
Some people are crazy for drama - I'm sorry you had to get attacked by them. It all sounds like school with cliques and hate clubs. :-(

I guess I'm quite gullible if I don't control myself! Digitizing tapes for a TV station taught me to be a bit more skeptic though. But not like my Dad - he's skeptic out of principle, bordering on paranoid. :-)

Anyway, elaborate pranks like the one you posted are what I like.
This article lists quite a few good ones as well, Ten of the best April Fool's Day hoaxes: US museum.

Vegetarians eating road kill - that's not right! Freegan / meagan perhaps... (All these new definitions!! I had never heard of the latter until now.)

Male lactation seems to be everywhere lately... interesting. But I'd be jealous if Sven was nursing Nora.

Hope you can detach yourself from those nasty e-mails (although, I'd have a hard time to)!

PS: Did you see the Louis Theroux show tonight?!

[the_changeling]

I watched Persuasion instead! *weep* I reckoned I'd catch up on the Theroux in the endless repeats. How was it on the fun to watch/scary about the world balance?

The nasty emails are easily detached from - called hitting 'delete'! They'll die out.. never feed the troll! :-)

Morgan

[luminousepinoia]

It was entertaining as usual, but not as scary as when he stayed with the nazis or racists. These people were definitely crazy, but happily so. They were happy to hate everyone and being hated themselves and rejoiced in people dying of accidents and going to hell(!)
Whenever their logic didn't make sense or they couldn't / didn't feel like answering a question, they just said that it was a silly question. Convenient.
The founding patriarch could easily be a closet gay. I can just see him having enjoyed high school wrestling a little bit too much. ;-) Their main slogan is after all "God Hates Fags".
Pleasant, eh!
I'd say they were totally bonkers and completely lacking of tact. :-)

[spiggy_23]

I'd like to try that catmilk cheese though :))

[the_changeling]

No way! My cat gets far too jealous of her milk to allow that!

She insists I send the extra to the cat doner bank!

Think of all those tiny kittens going hungry, to satisfy your cheese fetish! ;-))

[luminousepinoia]

:-)

You know, I seriously react to "all those tiny kittens going hungry"!
Oh nooo, don't deprive the kittens of their birth right!! ;-)

[luminousepinoia]

Can you see it in front of you - a cat hooked up to a breast pump!
Tiny tiny cheeses... :-)