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The New Yorker had a profile of "Obama's Lost Year", which was OH-SO-CONVENIENTLY-FOR-US framed around Virginia's Fifth District. Awesome, right? EXCEPT THE ARTICLE'S NOT AVAILABLE ONLINE. (suicide, etc.) But never fear. Just in case you guys didn't buy the magazine already for the Geithner profile, I am going to transcribe the Tom-Tom parts for

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And, within weeks after Tom Perriello took office, freshman Republicans in the House had already stopped returning his phone calls, presumably on instructions from their leadership.

WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS >:(

*WHY DO I FEEL DEFENSIVE LIKE HIS MOTHER OR SOMETHING?*

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I just had this mental image of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz turning around and pulling out ninja stars and flicking her wrist and then they pin him to the wall as she screams "I KNOW YOU KILLED MY SENSEI, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" And then a team of ninjas fall from the ceiling but he rips off his suit and shirt and throws a smoke bomb at the floor and breaks through the window and runs away. And she screams "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, NYE!!!!"

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LMAO AND YOU SAY YOU CAN'T WRITE FANFICTION.

I ALSO BLAME YOU FOR THIS:

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HAAAHAHAHAHA HE LOOKS SAUCY. AND YOU KNOW IF HE GETS KNOCKED UP HE'S NOT GONNA ABORT THE ASSBABY. OOH PAPI.

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ASSBABY

CRYING AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME

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MPREG. OMG WHO WOULDA THOUGHT TOM WOULD BE THE ONE TO KNOCK A GUY UP AND NOT GET KNOCKED UP. :')