Comments | lulz_politics: Will not make a joke about stuffing, spit roasts, or cherry on top.

schmiss in lulz_politics

Will not make a joke about stuffing, spit roasts, or cherry on top.

Feb 12, 2010 21:03

Crist Presents 'Sampler' Box Of Valentine's Day Chocolates To Represent Rubio's Positions

Tell us all about his sexy sex positions, Chuck. We need to know for ~scientific reasons.

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florida florida florida, charlie crist superstar, this is a disastuh, at first i was like ಠ_ಠ but then i lol'd, fuck corn muffins, oooh gurl, ... i saw it first hand, just say the word ohhhh ru-ru-rubio, i see what you did there, that just happened, look at that slut i hope she dies

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usedshoes February 13 2010, 03:24:19 UTC

That will get you ahead in the polls for sure there grandpa.

schmiss February 13 2010, 03:29:03 UTC

I keep saying he's got to go Bulworth. Forget being appealing, or sucking up to the base. Say what's on your mind. Point out that Rubio is nutty. Come out of the closet. Tell everyone that Sarah Palin asked you how to spell "orange". If you're going to flame out go spectacularly and maybe people will be inspired by your braveness and support you.

usedshoes February 13 2010, 03:35:31 UTC

Tell everyone that Sarah Palin asked you how to spell "orange".

AHAHA! Seriously tho, if he just acted like Rubio he'd be all set. He wouldn't even have to try. What does Rubio have that he doesn't? Oh wait-- Let's not go there.

lone_concertina February 13 2010, 04:46:29 UTC

Heterosexual urges?

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