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Oh hell no, I did not leave the south side for this

Feb 04, 2010 11:03

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Last week, House Minority Leader John Boehner of Ohio made a pitch to Democratic contributor James Dimon, the chairman and chief executive of J.P. Morgan, over drinks at a Capitol Hill restaurant, according to people familiar with the matter ( Read more... )

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squid_ink February 4 2010, 17:11:02 UTC

Jamie Dimon is also more than a bit of an asshole

rumor (okay it was more than a rumor LOL) was he had a supreme bitchslapping contest with Sandy Weill's daughter at Citi and that's why he got canned.

for a muckety much he doesn't seem to know alot about office politics.. or maybe that massive ego got in the way?

usedshoes February 4 2010, 17:26:16 UTC

Jamie IS an asshole. It's a well known fact. I don't know about his daughter but Weill deserves every shitty thing that happens to him. But yeah, it's the ego with Dimon.

squid_ink February 4 2010, 17:32:51 UTC

Dimon even picked his own successor because he thought he was going to be Treasury Secretary. that takes BALLS

like we need another fox watching the chicken coop after that pr*ck Paulson

and as for Sandy Weills daughter.. it was funny because she'd be all over Citi speaking at women's networking events about what it's like to be a woman in power in a corporation, and everyone knew she was there ONLY because of her father. She seemed nice enough, but it was always the unspoken elephant in the room.

so much for women on wall street :(

usedshoes February 4 2010, 17:44:36 UTC

I feel bad for her cause she's Sandy's daughter. Also yeah Dimon didn't treat her right either according to what I read.

like we need another fox watching the chicken coop after that pr*ck Paulson

LOL true. Look at Geithner. He wasn't a "banker" and was a "public servant all his life" and look at where we are now. That job is cursed.

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usedshoes February 4 2010, 17:26:55 UTC

KEEP YOUR FILTHY ORANGE FINGERS OFF OF MY MAN. IT'S WAR BITCH. YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T COME DOWN TO WASHINGTON.

I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ENTIRE POST! bluetooth16 February 4 2010, 17:40:01 UTC

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Re: I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ENTIRE POST! usedshoes February 4 2010, 17:42:24 UTC

You can have all the wall street punks you want, just keep your fingers off of my man Dimon.

Re: I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ENTIRE POST! bluetooth16 February 4 2010, 17:45:31 UTC

Fuck no! We've got cookies in the shape of dollar bills. I'm sure he will love that!

Re: I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ENTIRE POST! lone_concertina February 4 2010, 17:49:37 UTC

Sooooo...rectangle cookies? You're gonna have to work harder than that.

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sonnetastic February 4 2010, 21:48:17 UTC

Whatevs Obama knew when he courted him that ~Jamie Dimon swings both ways~

soliloquy88 February 4 2010, 22:18:14 UTC

Jamie Dimon don't make ~no commitments to anyone~

sonnetastic February 4 2010, 22:43:36 UTC

He just wants to ~let his freak flag fly~ and the Fed can ~regulate how it's gotta regulate~ and baby you know he's not too big to fail *wink wink*