Marry Chris Matthews for all the laughter Boff Ron Paul so he dies of a heart attack Kill Blago... sorry for ending the lulz but at least that's a headache out of the way of the white house
Marry Kal Penn BECAUSE HE'S SO DAMN SINCERE .... Eugene Kang because he's a little too prep to be more than "an experience," I think Kill Jon Favreau because I want you to post angry, contemptuous, possibly "Gossip Girl"-derived gifs in response!
Marry Orrin Hatch because he seems like an okay guy minus the wingnuttery Boff Jim DeMint because he's the only remotely boffable one. also to make Rubio jellis Kill Inhofe and blame it on Coburn.
Marry Dick Cheney for the ca$h money - also so his wife can be a flaming liberal Boff Glenn Beck up the ass with a strap-on cause that'll get all the tears out of him KILL O'REILLY
Fuck Glenn Beck because I could never listen to Cheney's sex noises without vomiting Marry Bill O'Reilly because he's the least contemptable of the three and I could seduce him into not making me sign a pre-nup and the dude's LOADED Kill Dick Cheney because I want to watch him BLEED
Re: MORMON ROUNDlone_concertinaJanuary 12 2010, 03:28:31 UTC
Fuck Mittens because I bet he's repressed sexually Marry Jon Huntsman and practice filling his heaven planet with all of his babies Kill Harry Reid because why not
Re: FOR YOU ECONOFETISHISTS:usedshoesJanuary 12 2010, 03:30:03 UTC
Marry Orszag cause i know he'd leave me for some tv bitch and then i can take all his money boff tim geithner but it would be angry hate sex I'LL MAKE HIM CRY kill summers and feed the poor
Re: FOR YOU ECONOFETISHISTS:sonnetasticJanuary 12 2010, 03:39:46 UTC
Marry Larry (and poke him in the tummy and make him say "tee hee!"), .... Orz ('cause I may have charts and graphs to explain why I have to go, but he's got projections that help him score like mad, yo), and kill Geithner.
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Marry Chris Matthews for all the laughter
Boff Ron Paul so he dies of a heart attack
Kill Blago... sorry for ending the lulz but at least that's a headache out of the way of the white house
My three:
Jon Favreau
Eugene Kang
Kal Penn
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.... Eugene Kang because he's a little too prep to be more than "an experience," I think
Kill Jon Favreau because I want you to post angry, contemptuous, possibly "Gossip Girl"-derived gifs in response!
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I'm a bit dizzy to edit lol
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Fuck Blago for the crazytimes
Kill Ron Paul so I can see the Paultards turn him into a martyr
My three:
Orrin Hatch
Jim DeMint
Jim Inhofe
You're welcome everyone.
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Boff Jim DeMint because he's the only remotely boffable one. also to make Rubio jellis
Kill Inhofe and blame it on Coburn.
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Boff Glenn Beck up the ass with a strap-on cause that'll get all the tears out of him
KILL O'REILLY
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Marry Bill O'Reilly because he's the least contemptable of the three and I could seduce him into not making me sign a pre-nup and the dude's LOADED
Kill Dick Cheney because I want to watch him BLEED
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um boff glenn beck only if he dies in the process
kill cheney
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Mitt Romney
Harry Reid
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Marry Huntsman (shocking right)
Do Romney up the butt... man this is going to become a theme with me
Kill Reid, sorry
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Marry Jon Huntsman and practice filling his heaven planet with all of his babies
Kill Harry Reid because why not
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Larry Summers
Peter Orszag
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boff tim geithner but it would be angry hate sex I'LL MAKE HIM CRY
kill summers and feed the poor
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lmao
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