Don't be scared, I've done this before...

[schmiss]

The official sequel to WORK IT OUT is here! Presenting the "schmiss and @marcorubio break up FOREVER" mix. From "omg he blocked me" to "omg he blocked ME?!?!?!" to "HAVE FUN WITH MAKE-UP MONSTER and losing your primary ya dumb bitch". Because with God as my witness, I will find another Republican to bother, AND I WILL LOL AGAIN.

Comments

[arathesane]

Oh, bb, you kill me.

[arthurclennam]

I'm so proud of you! Omg, this is so epic. *high fives*

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ANOTHER DUMB REPUBLICAN ON TWITTER. THERE WILL BE NO OTHER @SCHMISS FOR HIM. >:(

*downloads*

[schmiss]

I know my future Republican stalkee is out there. I considered Jeff Flake because the whole "shirtless survivalist island adventure" thing made it seem like he'd be a good target, but then, there is none of the inherent patheticness (because Flake is already elected) and I doubt he updates his own Twitter. Besides there is only one Mormon Republican for me (and it isn't Glenn Beck).

[arthurclennam]

Dude, I didn't know he was Mormon. I thought Mittens was your one true Republican Mormon. :D

[schmiss]

As if! Mittens could never give me ten thousand babies.

[sonnetastic]

Amanda Palmer! Just to reassure me after I was getting concerned because of the Taylor Swift and Rihanna. Excellent.

[schmiss]

This is a pop-heavy mix, but then it's safe not to get too highbrow when we're talking Rubio.

[sonnetastic]

Little-known fact: Marco Rubio is actually a Mickey Mouse Club alum.

[randomneses]

U crazy. I love it.

[cattyhunts]

I snagged it bb!