What a grumpy Gus

[schmiss]

Boehner: Climate bill a 'pile of shit'

As far as politician swearing goes, it's not even close to Biden and "this is bullshit, this is malarkey". Remember that???? OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN MORE THAN A YEAR, WHAT.

Anyway, the story reminds me of these awesome Tweets from pourmecoffee:

Boehner speaking; notes that he has stored enough solar energy in

Comments

[screamingintune]

Hahahaha, Boehner always makes me think of my mom, because she has severe hatred for him. We all have our in-office Republican we hate. I hate Eric Cantor, my mom hates Boehner. She goes on the funniest rants about him, which usually go like this:

I HATE BONER. AND DON'T TRY TO TELL ME HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCE BAY-NER, I CAN READ, WE CAN ALL READ, HE'S NOT FOOLING ANYONE, HIS NAME IS BONER AND HE'S ORANGE AND NO ONE WANTS TO SEE AN ORANGE BONER.

And so on and so forth.

Ahhh, I loved Joe Biden in the primaries. And it feels like about ten years ago when we had our malarkey moment, honestly. That lolection seemed to go on for 47 years at least.

[perfectisafault]

I HATE BONER. AND DON'T TRY TO TELL ME HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCE BAY-NER, I CAN READ, WE CAN ALL READ, HE'S NOT FOOLING ANYONE, HIS NAME IS BONER AND HE'S ORANGE AND NO ONE WANTS TO SEE AN ORANGE BONER.
LMAO YOUR MOM IS AWESOME

[piepiracy314]

I totally forgot about the Biden thing. omg. I immediately went to go find a sound clip of it.

By the way, before this even happened I decided to name my first born son "Malarkey," which would eventually be shortened to Mark. The main reason why? So when I'm pregnant I could tell people, "I'm full of Malarkey!"

[perfectisafault]

boner posts are an excuse for me to use this icon

[randomneses]

Love it like a fat kid loves cake.

[randomneses]

Okay, gotta ask: He uses tanning beds, right? Mystic tan maybe? How does this mother fucker get this color!?