30 puffs of smoke.

[lullabyoflondon]

[accidental voice post]

[A split second of silence, then a loud splash, followed by more splashing--]

Fucking Christ!

[Coughing, sputtering--]

I knew the bloody deities had got something in store for me when I tried that, but this is just uncalled for. Not even very creative, either.

[More splashing, then:]

Bugger. One of these things again.

Comments

[unseenprince]

No. Your amateur streak offends me.

voice;

[lullabyoflondon]

Amateur? You must be joking, son.

voice;

[unseenprince]

I'm not.

voice;

[lullabyoflondon]

Right. If I'm an amateur, what do you count as a professional?

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

Hey Hobo, were you trying to work a miracle in the kitchen again?

[lullabyoflondon]

Not so much in the kitchen as in front of the firing squad.

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

No Stinky Jello the Second? Hmph!

[lullabyoflondon]

Not unless someone turns the ocean into jello. Though I wouldn't put that past your colourful friend.

voice;

[madame_harker]

Where exactly are you?

voice;

[lullabyoflondon]

[splashing noises]

Somewhere in the middle of the fucking ocean.

voice;

[madame_harker]

Do mind your language. I am merely trying to ascertain your location. Do you see any land at all?

voice;

[lullabyoflondon]

Every time I try to get a good look, a wave puts an end to that.

voice;

[knightbalanced]

What just-- are you okay?

voice;

[lullabyoflondon]

I'm in one piece, at least.

But wet, and starting to get tired.

voice;

[knightbalanced]

Need a lift?

[ooc: SW crew lives on the beach. Jedi rescues R Us?]

voice;

[lullabyoflondon]

Yeah, I just might do.

[eiremagic]

I agree with the fae prince.

Arsehole.

[lullabyoflondon]

Fae prince? No wonder he's a twat.

[eiremagic]

Oy. Say that louder. I don't think he heard you.

[lullabyoflondon]

Don't tell me you like him.