14 puffs of smoke.

[lullabyoflondon]

Right, so it turns out my inner child's a horrible little brat. Who's surprised? Anyone? I didn't fucking think so.

I've had enough of these bloody curses. It's time to say fuck this City and its little gods too. Fuck them all, right in their smallest and least lubricated holes.

Bleeding buggering bastard Christ. You don't get to toy with people

Comments

[valentineluke]

I have no complaints about yourself as a child.

[lullabyoflondon]

Maybe 'cause you're a psycho giraffe.

[valentineluke]

Who child John simply adored.

[lullabyoflondon]

I wasn't the brightest kid in school.

[browning_baby]

.... wow. You have a very nasty mouth.

[lullabyoflondon]

Yeah, I--Anita?

[browning_baby]

How do you know that??

[lullabyoflondon]

You--

Never mind. You, uh...are you somewhere safe, love?

[whofelltoearth]

I beg to differ, mister Constantine, I think your inner adult is reprehensible enough.

And unfortunately, there's little we can do to defend ourselves against them. They do get to toy with us. There is always a bigger fish.

[lullabyoflondon]

I'm so glad you approve, mate.

So the man of God is content with a lot of deities no religion's ever heard of toying with the hearts and souls of an unknown populace?

[whofelltoearth]

I figured that you were aching for my approval, Constantine.

There is only one true God, Constantine. I know well enough that just because something has power over another creature, that doesn't make it a god. It is my calling as an enforcement officer of the Catholic Church to enforce that recognition.

[lullabyoflondon]

Oh.

They can't threaten the authority of your one true fucking God, so that makes what they do all right? So long as people don't think they're really gods?

[darkest0knight]

You might wanna not tempt the Deities there. That's just asking for trouble, man.

[lullabyoflondon]

Oh, well, I'd better shut the fuck up then! I mean, rummaging about in our minds with a variety of sordid amusements, messy and otherwise--that's just fine, but we wouldn't want trouble, now would we?

[darkest0knight]

Hey, I'm saying it for your benefit, not mine.

Do you really want to piss off a bunch of guys who can give you a different set of genitals on a whim?

[lullabyoflondon]

You've got to admit it'd be satisfying to get the fucking bastards worked up.

[venomouselle]

You seemed to at least have more on your mind as a kid.

[lullabyoflondon]

...Only because I hadn't learned to hide it yet.

How would you know what's really on my mind, love?

[venomouselle]

Call it a guess.

[lullabyoflondon]

Well, I do like a woman who's got some brains.