10 puffs of smoke.

[lullabyoflondon]

[voice post]

Right, so my computer's still broken from that last curse. 'kinell was I meant to know that stomping on the keyboard and smashing a bottle into the screen would break it? Bugger all this technology, you can't trust a bit of it. For now I'm using [crackle] this thing to post instead

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[venomouselle]

You're a fucking humanitarian.

You're actually considering this, you bitch. Okay. Say I fuck John. Then what?

He hasn't been gone that long. He might come back. Psh.

Might. A million things might happen.

[venomouselle]

By a large degree.

It'd be possible, just take problem solving skills and imagination. Good thing I'll never worry about that. Not that there is any worrying to be had.

Whatever. New start. Clear head.

[lullabyoflondon]

Now there's an idea. You could try women yourself. Maybe your man'd be less likely to kill you for that if he came back.