Three puffs of smoke.

[lullabyoflondon]

I'm barely even here and already things are going boom. That's charming, that is. This City knows how to welcome a bloke.

And now all the people are acting strange. I ought to stay inside, but--

Fuck me, I'm out of cigarettes.

[Edit]

What the fucking hell is that thing and why is it after me--Jesus wept! Another one! They don't look like any

Comments

[ex_janvalent852]

Your ass need savin?

[lullabyoflondon]

I wouldn't say no, mate.

I've got an idea, but I need to survive a little while longer to carry it out.

[ex_janvalent852]

What's followin after you?

[lullabyoflondon]

Some kind of fucking demon's my best guess. I've never seen one like it before, but you learn something new every day, eh? 'specially in this place.

There are two of 'em--one's like a bloody great spider with nasty dripping fangs, and the other's got fucking tentacles and it slithers, but they both have huge white masks on their heads and big holes through their bodies.

[lullabyoflondon]

No, but it's satisfying, innit?

[lullabyoflondon]

I don't find respect very satisfying at all. Especially not respect for some stupid wanker of a god.

[venomouselle]

Problem?

[lullabyoflondon]

I'm being chased by a pair of monster ghosts. I'd say that counts as a problem, dunnit?

[venomouselle]

You're not so special. They're after near everybody.

[lullabyoflondon]

That doesn't make it any less of a fucking problem for me!

[mahouritsu]

Heh heh. Looks like you're having some trouble.

[lullabyoflondon]

Just a little.

[mahouritsu]

Tch. I should be sentencing these things for their crimes. Assault, Attempted Murder, Illegal Long-term Stay in the World of the Living... But this place is a bit of a pain.

[ooc; Muhyo wouldn't be inclined to ask permission first, but I sure would... Constantine want some defensive magic laid on him?]

[lullabyoflondon]

I've never met a demon or a ghost who cared much for the law, mate. But you go ahead and try, eh?

[OOC: I don't mind.]

[glock30]

"Follow me?"

Right. Best idea yet.

[lullabyoflondon]

They were following me anyway.

[glock30]

Why didn't you try and lose them?

[lullabyoflondon]

I tried. The buggers're scenting me somehow.